On-Site Shenanigans:Candy Thief

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*knock knock*

C:"Hmm? What is it

"Ah, Commander somethings happened to our candy, its gone!"

C:"There there Springfield, when did you notice it was missing?"

"Well I left the bowl under the cafe counter last night and this morning when I opened it was missing!"

C:"Please don't shout, my ears are still hurting from the grenadier range."

The rifle doll flushes at this and reaches forward to apologize but the Commander sighs and sits up from his chair.

C:"Well who do you think grabbed that stash Springfield?"

"I-I don't really know."

C:"What about FNC, MP7, and the other clowns?"

"But they promised me they wouldn't steal it like last year."

At this response, Krieger places a hand along with his head and rubs his temples sighing.

C:"You mean to tell me you told them where you hid it?"

"I-I only asked them if they wouldn't take it this year, and they promised me."

C: "Tell you what, take this and go with Enfield down to the nearest store and buy another bag while I go looking for the terrible three."

Krieger reaches into his wallet pulling out a twenty and handing it to Springfield.

"T-Thank you Commander, good luck!" The doll dashes off and the Commander sighs once more before heading to the warehouse.

*Several minutes of searching later* (in the tone of the narrator of Spongebob.)

He turns the corner of the pallet of ammo and finds all three thieves fast asleep, next to an overturned bowl and a confetti fest of candy wrappers as he sighs deeply before extracting a single flash-bang from an open crate, pulling the pin and tossing it into the middle and turning around as a loud pop followed by a mild ringing ensues. The three dolls are immediately awakened as Krieger turns back around.

C:" Do you understand how disappointed I'm in you three?"

FNC:" M-Maybe?"

MP7:" She roped me in."

Spas:" They wouldn't l-let me leave to tell you.."

C:" Since you all seem to have had your fill on Halloween Candy now, you'll only receive a half-hour of time to go trick r' treating tonight, then return to your respective dorms or I'll confiscate what you have."

FNC: "But-"

MP7: "I think we cou-"

C: "No buts, logistics duty with Miss Springfield as well after tonight."

FNC:".. Yes Commander.."

MP7:"..."

Spas:" understood.."

C:" Good. Clean up the mess and get yourselves squared away or you'll be seeing me tonight, and no FNC just because you dress up like a ghost doesn't me I won't know who it is."

With that finished, the Commander turns to leave the warehouse returning to his office. That night the three go on to trick or treat long past the timed limit with Springfield having pleaded and hugged Krieger to lower their sentence.

There we go that's one to match the recent holiday, how was everyone's October 31st? One more poll:

Do you guys want longer stories that last multiple parts or more short ones?

(there's probably 30 different errors here, and how did everyone like the inclusion of who's who talking?)



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