(Girls frontline) I will always be at your side Commander! Monthlyish updates.

On-Site shenanigans: Package thief(?)

?: "Miss Springfield! Did my package show up?"

S: "Sorry RFB, I don't think its here. A courier drone dropped something off earlier but MDR came and picked that up."

R: "Are you sure? My phone told me it was here already."

S: "Well besides what MDR picked up. I'm afraid nothing else has shown up, I can come find you if something else arrives later, is that fine?"

R: "That would be fine, thank you miss Springfield."

The dismayed bullpup turns around and leaves the cafe, making her way back to her dorm, her phone had sent her the delivery notification already, where could it have gone?

R: "Maybe I'll check with the Commander, maybe it got mixed up with his deliveries!"

She runs off in the direction of his office.

Knock Knock.

K: "Come in."

R: "Commander! Did you see my package? My phone told me it was here! IalreadycheckedwithMissSpringfieldbutitwasn'tthere!"

K: "Hold your horses RFB, whats your package?"

R: "But I don't have any horses Commander!"

K: "Sorry, its just a old idiom."

R: "Its one of the newest gaming pc parts! I saved up my pay from the last 4 months for it! The RTX 5090!"

K: "Well all I have here is a mug for myself, and a phone charger for MDR, maybe check with your friends? They could have picked it up? I need to get back to my paperwork."

R: "But you'll tell if it shows up right? I paid a lot for it! I didn't get to buy my monthly gems token in Boys Backline!"

The Commander sighs and shakes his head, RFB sounding just like any child right now, he pats her head with a gloved hand.

K: "Of course Of course."

RFB walks out of the office sulking as she makes her way over to dorm 7 to see MDR, maybe she grabbed her package by mistake, or as joke more likely.. The doll arrives to find the dorm empty save for the fellow bullpup, in her own PC setup streaming.

R: "MDR! Did you see my package or pick it up? I can't find it anywhere!"

M: "Hold on RFB, I'm live right now! E-Everyone, this is one of my friends!"

R: "I don't care if you're live! They love to see anyone else that walks by anyway since they're all degenerates, look! One of them already donned to ask me to lift up my shirt! Your fans are the worst!"

M: "Not my fault you barged in! No I didn't see your package, now buzz off!"

R: "Miss Springfield said you came into the cafe earlier and took a package, and mine was delivered today. What did you get? A GPU too?"

At the mention of the bases cafe owner the chat immediately goes into a frenzy, thankfully said cafe owner isn't present to see the mess.

M: "As a matter of fact I did, but its mine!"

R: "Wheres the box than? I want proof that you didn't steal it."

M: "Its in the recycling bin, I have the hardware box here still, now leave before you make my chat worse!"

R: "Well your bins empty, I know you stole my package thief!"

With that accusation the AR throws herself onto MDR, having absentmindedly resumed her game, only to come crashing onto the floor, the two immediately getting in a flurry of hair pulling, pushing, scratching, and biting. The stream going nuts once more.

?: "RFB? The delivery drone couldn't make it here because of bad weather, I have your package now, RFB?

Springfield arrives in dorm 7 to find two of her fellow dolls locked in a rather comical scuffal. The RF doll sighing and setting the box down before pulling the two very roughed up and frazzled bullpups apart, meanwhile MDR's stream goes ballistic, donos popping in left and right asking some not-so-website-policy-friendly questions and whatnot.

S: "RFB, heres your package, it was late."

R: "Oh.. T-Thank you Miss Springfield, S-Sorry MDR."

M: "I told you! Hmmph! I'm putting this in the chat group!"

S: "Come on RFB, why don't we leave her be for now."

R: "Y-Yeah sure.. Thank you."

S: "Of course, happy to help~"

The two leave, closing the door behind them as MDR sits herself back on her chair, donning her headphones again, only to find chat filled with some of the worst comments yet, and a strike on her channel for failure to moderate.

M: "L-Look what you degenerates did! They striked my channel! RFB was right about you all, you're all getting muted!

Though having finished soon after, and having seen the spike in revenue when a certain someone showed up, it would be foolish to believe MDR didn't get a idea.

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We can only see what that little prankster and shitposter gets up to. 01/30/24.