*Bang!*
"Goddamnit not again!"
"Should I call for a the repair team commander?"
"Go ahead, lets go see what's happened now"
The commander and M4 were on a daily base inspection and just as they pass the games room, something had to happen, as the two enter it's already a suspicious scene, Makarov, M1911, M1895, and SAA slumped onto the table, her drawn revolver still in her hands.
"Alright what's happened"
"SAA accused us of cheating at poker, so we decided on Russian roulette to settle the dispute."
"And you didn't think something bad may happen?"
"Well we can be repaired so what's the harm in it?"
"But it still costs me resources and time to not have you girls ready, you know?"
Just then a dummy link of SAA appeared, revolvers drawn.
"You dirty scoundrel, I will make you pay!"
*Bang*
The commander turned around to find Makarov, handgun smoking, the SAA dummy falling to the floor.
"Please don't do that again"
"That was self defense!"
"I could have reasoned with her to not shoot you!"
A second dummy appears:
"I will shoot you! You dog,"
*Bang*
Thankfully her aim was off and missed any of the girl's, unluckily she hit the commander.
"Ohh fuck, that hurt"
"I'm so sorry commander, I was aiming for someone else!"
"Commander are you okay? This is M4 we need the RAMP team again"
"Your grounded SAA for a week, confined to your dorm, *groan* I'm fine just a wound to the chest, *ohhh* I think it broke a rib."
"Bu- But I was only making things fair!"
"No butts! *ahhh*, please just clean this up."
A few moments later the RAMP team arrived along with repair team, taking the commander to the infirmary (again), and taking the 2 dead SAA to the repair bay.
"The doctors say this will take 3 days for you to recover."
"Just go with the backup logistic missions, and uh yeah I think that's it, also ain't this the 9th time I have been here now?"
"10th sir"
"Potato Pototo, by now M4, thank you for tolerating your commanding officer being injured at least once every 2 weeks."
"ufufu it's fine, as long as your okay."
"Thank you darling, now I'm just gonna sleep this off, my chest still hurts like crap."
There one down again, just a shortie this time, just gonna say thank you all for staying this far in.
Also if anyone is confused the commander is saying that meme/joke where it's like Potato PotOto Just do it line.
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