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On-site shenanigans: It's a hobby

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by AR-Teamscommander

by AR-Teamscommander

*knock knock*

"Come in 416 what's the problem now?"

Krieger looks up from his paperwork, to find HK-416 walk in, a rather scared UMP-9 being pulled in by the collar.

"Well UMP-9 has stolen my equipment while I was eating, and now she won't give it back."

"Waaaaaa Commander I didn't, I promise! Please just let me go!"

"See! She's lying! Make her give it back now!"

"Well do you have proof shes done it?"

"Well I-

There arguement is interrupted when the new janitor stumbles in.

"Sir! I- It-

"What did I tell you about entering my office?"

"To knock sir."

"Okay just don't messup again, you know what happened to the last janitor don't you? Now whats the problem."

"Well- I uh- Someone stole all the cleaning supplies and toiletries from the supplie closet again."

"I think I know where your equipment went 416, just follow me."

*A small trip to dorm 7 later...*

"Oh hi Commander what can I help you with?"

"Pa-15 do you have anything to do with all the missing equipment and base supplies these past few days?"

"Oh you're just singling me out because I'm a kleptomaniac now aren't you?"

"Did you have anything to do with all the missing stuff, thats all I'm asking."

"I find those accusations a complete falsification directed at me, its a hobby."

"Wha- thats a disorder, you are a T-doll... you know what? I need to talk to Ms.Persica agai-

"THERE IT IS MY SIGHT, Pa-15, I'M GONNA KILL YOU, COME HERE."

"AHHHHH SAVE ME COMMANDER."

Kreiger sighs as he watches 416 chase after Pa-15, UMP-9 having scattered at first chance away from the German T-doll.

"M4? Sorry to bother you but please round up the AR team again before 416 tears a fellow T-doll apart again."

"Yes Commander, No worries, I'm on it."

Krieger opens up Pa-15s bulging footlocker to find ammo rounds, MRE's, the janitors supplies, and a bunch more other stuff.

"Ms. Kalina please tell the janitor to come grab his stuff from dorm 7, and tell him to lock the closet up next time."

"COME HERE Pa-15 I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARMS OFF IF YOU DON'T STOP, THOUGH I'll RIP YOUR ARMS OFF ANYWAY."

"Alright I'm outta here I need a break."

Oh boy another one, Once again suggestions are welcome.