On-site shenanigans:Buzzsaw

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"Commander heres your coffee."

"Ah thank you M4, are all logistic missions sent out?"

"Yes, echelons 3, 4, 5, are all ready to head out."

*Knock Knock*

"Come in MG-42, what is it this time?"

"Kommadant can we get some firewood for the marshmellow roast tonight?"

"What? When did I authorize that?"

"Remember when I brought you those berliners?"

"Oh damnit, fine, I'm a man of my word, yes you may but please do it outside of the dorm."

"Danke Kommandant, Would you like to come later?"

"Probably no, I got other plans tonight."

*10 minutes later*

"Commander if you don't mind I would like to go to the firing range for practice."

"Of course M4 go ahead, I need to go check out how MG-42 plans on obtaining "firewood"."

Walking out Krieger almost immediately hearing the familiar sound of a machingewehr, heading over to the exit of the base he finds echelon 5 gathered near the nearby forest,  a tree almost downed but still standing.

"What are you girls doing?"

"Oh Commander! Its you, we're gathering the firewood you lets us do."

"By shooting it?"

"Well we didn't really have an ax and it would be too hard, besides MG-42 has a buzzsaw."

"Timber! Watch out!"

Krieger jumps out of the way just in time as tree tumbles over.

"Well than I guess you are done, just be careful if you ever do this again, by the way how are you gonna turn the tree into firewood?"

"We'll just do this Kommadant."

*BRRRRRRT*

"Don't do that so close 42, I still need to hear."

"oops sorry Kommadant, thanks for letting us do this."

"Just don't hurt yourself alright? I don't wanna submit another incident report, this would make the 3rd one this week."



Hey yeah uh sorry this is a short one, I have been busy recently, so heres one to tide you all over for now, once again suggestions are welcome.


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