On-site shenanigans: Jack Daniels

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*Pound Pound Pound*

"Come in M16, and knock gentler next time."

*Bang*

"And open the door gentler nex time too."

"Commander you know how much of g-good friend *hic* you are."

"No? Since you threaten to clobber me almost once every few days, I would consider myself just your commander."

"Wha- but your so nice to us, and *hic* to my lil sister."

By Krieger could tell M16 was drunk, her slurred speech a dead giveaway, and the way she stumbled in, not forgetting the strong smell of Brandy."

"M16 your drunk why don't you head back to your dorm and sleep it off."

"But come on *hic* join me in one last swig."

"No thank you I have some logistic forms to fillout right now."

"So your saying you don't like me huh?"

"No no I just want you to get some rest, you must be tired."

By now M16 was reaching that stage where drunks get angry after someone say's no.

"Well I hate you too!"

"I don't ha-

*Crash*

M16 had produced a almost empty Jack Daniels bottle hurling it at the Commander missing by an inch to the left before smashing into the wall behind him, leaving a brown watery stain on impact, M16 then walked right next to the commander, looking down from her sitting position before falling into his lap, a crying, sniffling, incoherent babbling mess.

"I'm sorry, please don't be mad, I just had *hic* a little too much to drink."

A still terrified Krieger, expecting to be reduced into tomato soup, begin to pat the sniffling M16, before a panting M4 burst through the door.

"Oh thank god commander your okay, I thought M16 was gonna pummel you, in her drunken state she usually takes her anger out on someone she already hates."

"Well I'm fine I guess, can we get her to the dorm? I'm still convinced she's gonna end me if she wakesup."

"Of course I rushed back here as soon as I saw those empty bottles on her bed."

The commander and M4 lifting up the now asleep M16 before carrying her back with the help of a Voluntold Suomi that they passed in the office, before the commander headed back to the office M4 in tow.

"You know I don't how my sanity isn't gone by now M4, I seriously believe I would have lost it if it weren't for you or Springfield."

"Don't worry commander, I'll be here for you."

"Thank goodness, I honestly have no words for how much Joy you bring to me."


There a short one, now if any of you don't know what a Jack Daniels is, its a Whiskey, I promise you folks I'll have a main line out tomorow or monday.


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