center stage is a Glee Inspired Story that follows the life of some of the people living in the small town of Lima, Ohio, one of those people being 16 year old, Kelly Schuester, a Spanish teacher's daughter and a yearbook enthusiast. Kelly is starti...
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CHOIR ROOM
At the beginning of Glee Club that day, Will was at the white board writing the name 'Christopher Cross' on it before turning around and looking at the students.
Will: "All right. Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?"
Brittany: "He discovered America."
Will: "Close."
Kelly: "No, it really isn't." she mumbled under her breath, while also solving an equation from her pre-calc homework that was sitting on her lap.
Will: "He did write an iconic chart topper, 'Sailing'."
Kurt: "I have a bad feeling about this lesson."
Tina: "Never heard of him. Don't want to hear about him." she remarked as Will began to hand out some sheet music.
Will: "Now, some people think of the term 'easy listening' as a bad thing but I'm gonna let this music speak for itself. You guys love Lady Gaga and the Rolling Stones and you guys are really good about putting it all out there but really good music can also be controlled and restrained. It doesn't have to attack an audience. It can let them come to you."
Finn: "How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart."
Kelly: "More like 238 thousand miles," she muttered before correcting him, "and it's a hyperbole."
Kurt: "Mr. Schue, if I may, I think I speak for all of us when I say that it's not that we don't love the idea of spending a week on this silky-smooth adult contemporary. It's just that, as teens, this isn't the easiest music for us to relate to. However, there is a burgeoning Facebook campaign that has swelled to over five members. The ardent demand? That this week, at the fall homecoming assembly the McKinley High School Glee Club perform a number by, wait for it... Ms. Britney Spears." he announces as most of the students start cheering for his suggestion, with the exception of Brittany.
Artie: "Yo, Spears is fierce, yo."
Tina: "Yeah."
Mercedes: "Whoo!"
Will: "Sorry. Kurt. Kurt. Sorry. No. No. No. I don't think she's a very good role model."
Rachel: "But, Mr. Schue, we kind of grew up with her."
Tina: "She's literally why I wanted to become a performer."
Brittany: "I don't want to do Britney." she said speaking up and gaining everyone's attention.
Kurt: "Why no Britney, Brittany?"
Brittany: "Because my name is also Britney Spears."
Kelly: "I'm sorry, what?"
Mercedes: "What the hell is she talking about?"
Brittany: "My middle name is Susan. My last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. Brittany 'Spierce.' I've lived my entire life in Britney Spears' shadow. I will never be as talented or as famous. I hope you'll all respect that I want Glee Club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears." she explains to the group.
