CHOIR ROOM
The next day during free period, Kelly was heading to the choir room with a stack of freshly copied sheet music, that she copied for her dad, when she walked in and saw the New Directions lined up and standing in front of them was a short man. Kelly was interested in what this guy had to say since he basically replaced his dad's job so she decide to watch for a minute before announcing her presence to the room.
Dakota: "Okay, please examine your personalized menus. This is what you're going to be eating for the next six months."
Mercedes: "Um, mine just says coffee."
Dakota: "Mm-hmm."
Rachel: "What's smelt?"
Dakota: "A pungent, low-carb freshwater fish. Okay, let's start with today's business. Artie, you're cut. You're not trying hard enough."
Artie: "At what?"
Dakota: "At walking. We can't be wheeling you around during every number. It throws off the whole dynamic, and it's depressing."
Mercedes: "So, you're kicking him out?"
Dakota: "Mm-hmm. Also you. Youse got to go, Effie. No, no, no. Yeah."
Kurt: "You can't kick people out of Glee club because you don't like the way they look."
Dakota: "Uh, why don't you shut your face-gash And stay away from aerosol cans because you could burst into flames at any second? You three– you're great. You're perfect. Seriously. Don't change a thing. Uh, you– ew, nose job." he says while walking down the line and telling them what he thought needed to be done for each student.
Finn: "Now just hold on a second."
Dakota: "What? What was that, Frankenteen? Why don't you, uh, wipe that dopey look off your face and get some lotion for those knuckles you've been dragging on the ground?"
Finn: "What's wrong with you?"
Dakota: "What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall. I feel like a woodland creature. Um, am I hurting your feelings? Did I say something wrong? Because I thought you wanted somebody who respected you enough to tell you the truth. But maybe you don't have the confidence to hear it, hmm? Maybe you need somebody who's going to lie to you and tell you things like, 'you got what it takes.' But you know what? As far as I can see, you don't. So, why don't you just take a little second, take a breather, And ask yourself, 'Do I want to be a winner or not?'"
Finn: "Screw this. I quit."
Tina: "Me t-t-t-too. Let's roll, Artie."
Dakota: "No. Great, great. You know, separate the wheat from the chaff, that's perfect."
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center stage - Glee
Fanfictioncenter stage is a Glee Inspired Story that follows the life of some of the people living in the small town of Lima, Ohio, one of those people being 16 year old, Kelly Schuester, a Spanish teacher's daughter and a yearbook enthusiast. Kelly is starti...