CHOIR ROOM
Will strolled to the center of the room with a few announcements for the club.
Will: "Alright guys, let's get down to business! First, let's welcome back Noah Puckerman. Puck, I hope your time in juvie has taught you a lesson or two about right and wrong?"
Puck: "Are you kidding me? I ruled that place. All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day."
Quinn: "Oh, what a catch, can't believe I ever let you go." she sarcastically says with an eye roll.
Will: "Kelly is also back this week."
Puck: "Wait, where'd you go? Oh, did Mr. Schue send you to juvie because of your drug problem."
Kelly: "No."
Puck: "Rehab?"
Kelly: "No. I went to therapy."
Puck: "Oh, that's way worse." he remarks causing many of them to roll their eyes at him.
Kelly: "I don't like to beg, but I'm begging you to move on right now."
Will: "Yeah, alright." he agrees with a nod before continuing, "And now, drumroll, Finn! Because I have in my hand our competition for sectionals next month."
Rachel: "Okay."
Will: "First, the acappella group from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers."
Santana: "Okay, hold up. Like a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head."
Will: "And the other team to beat, the Hipsters. A first-year club from the Warren Township Continuing Education Program. Now, they are a Glee Club composed entirely of elderly people getting their high school GEDs."
Rachel: "Is that legal?"
Mercedes: "How are we supposed to compete against a bunch of adorable old people?"
Puck: "Are you kidding? Brittle bones. Give one of those old ladies a good luck pat on the rear, it'll shatter her pelvis." he says causing the group and their teacher to give him some weird looks.
Kelly: "Again, begging, please continue." she says as Will nods in agreement again.
Will: "Moving on. Since this seemed to get you guys jazzed about sectionals last year, I wanna make this week our second annual boys versus girls tournament. So, split up into two groups, and, uh, figure out which songs you're gonna sing."
Rachel: "Okay, I have mash-up ideas in my emergency mash-up..." she started to say as the groups began to form and as they did, Kurt went to move over to the girls' side.
Will: "Kurt, gonna say it again. Boys team." he told him, making the Hummel boy move over to the other side.
Sam: "Okay, I say we do a whole AC/DC medley, like the way the lead guitarist drops his pants at every concert."
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center stage - Glee
Fanficcenter stage is a Glee Inspired Story that follows the life of some of the people living in the small town of Lima, Ohio, one of those people being 16 year old, Kelly Schuester, a Spanish teacher's daughter and a yearbook enthusiast. Kelly is starti...