Little burgalar (Thorin Oakenshield x reader)

Chapter 2. The Journey

~TA 2941 26 of April~

We all walk towards the door. I walk a little behind the others for fear of doing something that might offend this dwarf, because I have a talent to do that. I thought he was a particularly important dwarf based on the actions of others. When the door was opened, on the other side of it is the dwarf, who first looked to the side until he turned to look at Gandalf. It is until then that I realize how handsome he is, black long hair with a pair of white stripes, a neatly cut beard, and beautiful blue eyes like the sky. He is even more handsome than Fili or Kili, and they look very good.

"Gandalf. I thought you said this place would be easy to find. I lost my way, twice. Wouldn't have found it at all had it not been for that mark on the door," he say with a baritone voice. I felt myself blushing at the mere appearance of this dwarf. "Mark? There's no mark on that door. It was painted a week ago," Bilbo flushed. "There is a mark. I put it there myself. Bilbo Baggins, allow me to introduce the leader of our company. Thorin Oakenshield," Gandalf say, forgetting that I was there. Sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.

"So this is the Hobbit. Tell me, Mr Baggins, have you done much fighting" Thorin ask my brother, who certainly never fought. " Pardon me?" Bilbo ask confused. "Ax or sword? What's your weapon of choice?" Thorin ask, I am having trouble to holding my laughter. "Well, I have some skill at Conkers, if you must know, but i fail to see why that's relevant" Bilbo say. I would have liked to hit him on the head just at that moment, he have never touch nothing dangerous. "Thought as much. He looks more like a grocer than a burglar" Thorin say, and the dwarves laughed, and I laugh too because I couldn't control myself anymore.

Then everyone turn to look at me, wow I am spotted again. "Who are you?" Thorin ask turning to me. "Y/N Baggins at your service. And I would like to join this quest" I respond clam as possible, I just guess that they are on a quest. "I'm not going to take a woman with me. You can't even fight" Thorin say haughty. How he dare to say that? I have even make my own sword. He seem like other men, thinking about woman that they are nothing. Quickly as lightning I grab the dagger that was hidden on the side of my corset, and throw it right next to Thorin's head, scaring everyone, even Gandalf and my brother. "Say it again and I make sure that I don't miss again" I hiss at him, and walk into the kitchen.

After the shock, the others come to the kitchen as well. While the others talk, Thorin eat the soup I had prepared. "What news from the meeting in Ered Luin? Did they all come" Balin ask Thorin. "Aye. Envoys from all seven kingdoms" Thorin say as the dwarves mumbled happily. "What do the dwarves of the Iron Hills say? Is Dain whit us?" Dwalin ask this time. "They will not come" Thorin say and the others sigh in disappointment. "They say this quest is ours, and ours alone" Thorin continue disappointed.

"You're going on a quest" Bilbo say, while my interest wake up again. "Bilbo, my dear fellow, let us have a little more light" Gandalf ask. Bilbo bring a candle while Gandalf dug a map out of his rope. I sit quietly between Fili and Kili. "Far to the East, over ranges and rivers, beyond woodlands and westlands, lies a single solitary peak" Gandalf said. "The Lonely Mountain" Bilbo read of the map. I had read many stories about that mountain, and now I finally realized why Thorin seem so familiar, he is Thror's grandson. I hear that from a stranger on my adventure. "Aye. Oin has read the portents, and the portents say it is time." I think Gloin say. "Ravens have been seen flying back to the mountain as it was foretold: When the birds of yore return to Erebor, the reign of the beast will end." Oin say, the dwarf who have a trumpet. "What beast" Bilbo ask worried. Even I know what beast they were talking about, I may have read too much.

"Well that would be a reference to Smaug the Terrible, chiefest and greatest calamity of our age. Airborne fire-breather, teeth like razors, claws like meat hooks, extremely fond of precious metals--" Bofur start but Bilbo interrupt him, knowing what a dragon is. "Yes, I know what a dragon is". "I'm not afraid! I'm up for it. I'll give him a taste of the Dwarfish iron right up his ja****e." Ori shout and caused the other dwarves to shout too. "Sit down!" Dori say pulling Ori back to sit down. "The task would be difficult enough whit an army behind us. But we number just thirteen, and not thirteen of the best, nor brightest" Balin say, the dwarves begin to shout at each other about something I didn't understand, because they talk on top of each other. "What did he say?" Ori say.