The Hikikomori Next To Me

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Singer:

We spent the whole night right before the test

Rolling in the hay before we stopped to rest

When waking up I found it so hard to believe

And then I saw his head was resting on my sleeve

ARGH!

THIS HIKIKOMORI NEXT TO ME!

ARGH!

LAYING ON ME SO CAREFREE!

SMELLING LIKE POMEGRANATES!

My own prince straight outta my dreams!

Folks don't know it, but his smile really gleams!

MY ARM SOMEHOW!!

GAMÓ! IT'S STUNNED NOW!

AND MY NECK TOO!!

PETRIFIED BY HIM!!

This man must be a gift from high above!

His weirdness is hard not to love!

NO!! MY LEFT ARM IS UNMOVABLE!!

WELL I COULD WAKE HIM UP BUT...!

AAAAA!

DAMN IT!

Ah, he looks so heavenly!

HE'S SO CUTE!

I don't wanna wake him from his dream

It would be such a shame

If he was to wake right now

I look around and spot some scissor blades

A cut up sleeve seemed like a worthy trade

Trying not to trim off his hair by mistake

I successfully cut it off before he wakes!

ARGH!

THIS HIKIKOMORI NEXT TO ME!

HE JUST LOOKS SO HEAVENLY!

WHILE HE SLEEPS....

SO CUTE!!!

Even if all the world

Is full of Herculeses

I will always choose him!

Always!

ALWAYS!

The hikikomori sleeping nearby

He's such an intoxicating sight!

WELL HE'S JUST A SWEETHEART

AND WE'RE BOTH A LITTLE ODD

SO GAMÓ ANYONE WHO SNEERS!

Test time is nearly here

But gamó to!

Let him sleep on!

IF I WAKE HIM HERE AND NOW

HE'LL GET ANXIOUS ABOUT THAT STUPID GAMIMÉNOS TEST!

AND EVEN PUTTING THAT ASIDE...!

GAMÓTO!!!

His arm rolls onto me...!

SUCH NICE ARMS!

I'm in the best kind of hell!

And so I say 'Oh Well!'

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