Singer:
When I was a young girl, I used to like boys
I fondled their tights and played with their toys
But my boyfriend ran off with a girl whose chest was so firm
Now you'd never be treated that way by a wyrm
Wyrms
Wyrms
I like a wyrm
I've never had anything quite like a wyrm
I'd had many lovers
But I would soon learn
There's nothing that loves quite like a wyrm
Now whenever I feel I'm in needs of a lay
I go outside at the end of the day
I conjure some gold and lay it around
For a dragon will come if there's gold on the ground!
Wyrms
Wyrms
I like a wyrm
I've never had anything quite like a wyrm
I've had many lovers
But I would soon learn
There's nothing that loves quite like a wyrm!
I've done it with magical beasties everywhere!
I'd do it with sylphs if they weren't made of air!
I've been with unicorns and feathered snakes
But I've never had anything close to a drake!
Wyrms
Wyrms
I like a wyrm
I've never had anything quite like a wyrm
I've had many lovers
But I would soon learn
There's nothing that loves quite like a wyrm!
A satyr is fine for a Saturday night
Griffons and werewolves, they puts up a fight!
But it just ain't the same; they can't get you to squirm
Like the way that you do when your humping a wyrm!
Wyrms
Wyrms
I like a wyrm
I've never had anything quite like a wyrm
I've had many lovers
But I would soon learn
There's nothing that loves quite like a wyrm
I've found many men attracted to me
A few of them have had me over for tea
They leave disappointed when I remain firm
The only one I truly love is a wyrm!
Now I've married a man with strange eyes
With horns pitch black
He's the apple of my eye!
I sit back in my chair with my glass of mateuse
Playing hide the salami with my favorite wyrm!
