Headmaster Crowley is Trash

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Singer:

Every single fucking time

You just say the same old shit

And I'll lose it if I hear

One more little remark of how you're kind

How can you be such a loser?

Jesus, you're a grown ass man

When you gave us that fancy phone

I should have guessed you'd leave us stranded

You just left me on my own

When Azul tried to take my home

I don't mean to sound rash

But Headmaster Crowley truly

Is trash!

Generous?

Go fuck yourself

This whole dorm just smells of rot

And I can't even go a week without

Dealing with an overblot

You don't know a thing about me

Don't assume I'm on your side

I think I'm gonna lose control!

At least Azul had study guides!

You always seem to leave in haste

And leave me to clean up your waste

I've still got that lash!

Headmaster Crowley truly

Is trash!

Sometimes you like to pay me for my services

(For my services?)

But this just seems to be

More breads and circuses

And if you think that I want

A house with the happiest haunts

That's less convenient than the sidewalk to me

Go straight to hell and leave us be!

Crowley your so dull and vain

Take your bribes and fancy cane

And shove it up your ass!

Headmaster Crowley truly

Is trash!

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