Singer:
Well I went down to this fancy Mostro Lounge
I saw a dish that I just had to have
My head told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said 'Go ahead and order that'
And I said
'Hey pretty boy, how about a date?
You'd be the best meal I ever ate
Come on boy, I think we're mint to be!'
Yeah, I've never seen anyone lookin' so rare
You know, we'd sure make quite the pear
I'm freshly caught, I'm piping hot
Order!
For the man with the purple bow
He's tasty, he's fresh, he's choice, I know
He's got kissable lips, teal hair, grey eyes
I'm about to bid my heart goodbye
Well the servers were all going 'bout a mile a minute
Taking orders
Calling them out loud
And I guess I was really gettin' in it
Cause I just shouted out above the crowd
And I said
'Hey pretty boy, how about a date?
You'd be the best meal I ever ate
Come on boy, I think we're mint to be!'
Yeah, I've never seen anyone lookin' so rare
You know, we'd sure make quite the pear
I'm freshly caught, I'm piping hot
Order!
For the man in the fancy hat!
Well he won my heart, no disputing that!
He's got kissable lips, teal hair, grey eyes
I'm about to bid my heart goodbye
Yeah, we found love in the Mostro Lounge
I hauled his heart away
And we still like to laugh about
The way we met that day
When I said
'Hey pretty boy, how about a date?
You'd be the best meal I ever ate
Come on boy, I think we're mint to be!'
Yeah, I've never seen anyone lookin' so rare
You know, we'd sure make quite the pear
I'm freshly caught, I'm piping hot
Order!
For the man with the purple bow
He's tasty, he's fresh, he's choice, I know
He's got kissable lips, teal hair, grey eyes
I'm about to bid my heart goodbye
