You Can't Hunt A Man (Like A Wolf)

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Singer:

My ancestor was born to a werewolf at night

It's why Crewels can never be caught

And I spend all my time singing at starlight

But now tell me what have I got?

I'm a stalking master

My wolfish feet are faster

Than a bronco

I'm number one

But my score with a feller is lower than a cellar

Oh you can't hunt a man like a wolf

While Vil rules the soundstage

'Tis I that rules the sound waves

Yes I shine like the midnight moon

But I lose all my luster

When with a handsome Hunter

So lovestruck I act like a loon

Like a loon

Like a loon

No you can't hunt a man like a wolf

If I went to battle

With someone's herd of cattle

You'd have steak when the job was done

But if I chased the herder

He'd holler bloody murder

Cause you can't catch a male

Like you can with a quail

Oh you can't hunt a man like a wolf

If I caught a rabbit

My father would nab it

For a coat that would warm someone

But you can't catch a lover

And use him for a cover

Oh you can't hunt a man like a wolf

I see gals with umbrellas

Always out with fellas

In the rain and the blazing sun

But a man doesn't bother

With wolves that like to holler

At the moon

Like a loon

At the mailman at noon

Oh you can't hunt a man like a wolf

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