Singer:
I want a Meroctopus for Christmas
Only a Meroctopus will do
I don't want a doll
No dinky tinkertoy
I want a Meroctopus to play with and enjoy
I want a Meroctopus for Christmas
Don't care if he's black, or white or blue
Don't bring him through the dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do!
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my sneaky Cecaelia standing there
I want a Meroctopus for Christmas
Only a Meroctopus will do
No mereels
No plain Jane fish
I only like Meroctopuses
And meroctopuses like me too!
I want a Meroctopus for Christmas
A Meroctopus is all I need
You say your other form is ugly and grotesque
But I know your other form is prettier than the rest!
I want a meroctopus for Christmas
Don't care if he's black or white or blue
There's lots of room for him in my two person bath
I'd love him there and wash him there
And listen to his laugh
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my sneaky cecaelia standing there
I want a Meroctopus for Christmas
Only a Meroctopus will do
No mereels
No plain Jane fish
I only like Meroctopuses
And meroctopuses like me too!
