Singer:
I can remember
We were at an Inn
And Rook was playing footsie while he was drinking gin
Rook:
And I recall mon amour
When she was drinking ale
Stroking me underneath
Well it's quite a filthy tale
Singer:
I had fun with a beastman
He had fun with a fae
We had fun with his magic pen
And we'd do it all again!
Both:
We know two heads are better
Better than just one
But more is quite exciting and an awful lot of fun
Singer (Same time):
Well he propositioned by a sneaky little fae
He dragged him to a bathroom stall
And then they banged away!
Rook (Same Time):
A beastman approached her
A smile upon his face
He was eating chocolates and he wore a thing of lace
Both:
We know two heads are better
Better than just one
But more is quite exciting and an awful lot of fun
Singer (Same time):
When Rook got home that evening
All sore from tail to head
He found what fun he could have
With his magic pen!
Now Rook would gladly tell you
It was a lusty tryst
Rook (Same Time):
She smiled at the beastman
And nodded her head
The chocolates were forgotten as they chased their little death
Now we both love each other
But we can both attest
Both:
Why settle for one partner when more in bed is best?
Both:
We know two heads are better
Better than just one
But more is quite exciting and an awful lot of fun
We know two heads are better
Better than just one
And more is quite exhausting but an awful lot of fun
Singer:
And we would love to tell you
Of our beloved Vil!
His tales are quite exciting and the tea we'd love to spill!
Rook:
Alas, if we told you, he would have our heads!
Singer:
He would have had our asses too, but they're already red!
