Singer:
Oh yes, that's right
Just throw her in the muck
Condemned by every man she'd fucked
You know she'll be cussed out and shunned
For the cold blooded murder of her unborn son
*rubbing her eyes*
Oh dear, what a world
This is what the general population
Calls a proper education
Rook:
Oh darling, I think you picked a poor example
Singer:
Did I?
You won't find it anywhere
It gives parents quite a scare!
They'd rather teach it in the way they like
You sir, is oral sex safe?
Idiot:
Well yeah, of course it's safe?
Singer:
See? He hasn't learned about stds!
Why can't the teachers teach the students about sex?
Just abstinence?
Please make it make some sense
If we did as they do Rook
And not the way we do
Why, we might be fucking parents too!
And still they do it, too!
And the parents have no clue
They'd rather keep their poor child dull!
Say it won't do harm
But their eyes widen in alarm
When they daughter is pregnant by a prat
It's ignorance and old men that keep woman in her place
Not her modest dress or smiling face!
Why can't the teachers teacher their students about sex?
Just abstinence?
Please make it make some sense
If we did as they do Rook
And not the way we do
Why, we might be fucking parents too!
When I was rather young, my father gave me the talk
One stroke of luck other kids will never get!
Oh why can't the children learn about sex?
Don't speak to me of rape
Oh it just brings me to tears!
Removal of abortion should be our biggest fear!
Did you know there are places where abortion isn't feared?
Ya know, I just couldn't believe my ears!
Why can't the teachers teacher their children about sex?
Other countries do it, so we should do it too!
In the City of Flowers, all men know
Of condoms and vascectomies!
Actually, they don't care if you fuck
As long as you do it properly
Every girl could name a tampon brand at the speed of summer lightning
And boys could name them backwards
Which is absolutely frightening
But everywhere else we're regarded as freaks
Why can't the teachers
No, it's not the teachers' fault
Why can't the students learn about sex?
