The Perfect Don (Mafia AU)

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Singer:

Hustlers shootin' 8 ball

Throwin' darts at the wall

Feelin' damn near 10 feet tall

Here he comes, lord help us all

Make sure your girlfriend

Doesn't fall out her chair

Don't be mad, it ain't her fault

It's so hard not to stare

Vil Schoenheit, the perfect Don

If your thinkin' Neige is fairest

Then there must be something wrong

Got it goin' on, his game is strong

And whoo-wee!

Shut my mouth

Talk about fun!

You'll envy the traitor he catches on the run

Just to be at the end of the barrel of his gun...!

Vil Schoenheit, the perfect Don

Now honey, you can't blame him

For what his papa gave him

It ain't right to hate him

Watch 'em stare, even Grim!

Band shuts down at 2

But I'm stayin' out till 3

I hate to see him go

But I love to watch him leave

Oh that Schoenheit, the perfect Don

If your thinkin' Neige is fairest

Then there must be something wrong

Got it goin' on, his game is strong

And whoo-wee!

Shut my mouth

Talk about fun!

You'll envy the traitor he catches on the run

Just to be at the end of the barrel of his gun...!

Vil Schoenheit, the perfect Don

I don't care about the business

I'm just staring at his hands

Cause it feels like it's Christmas

Wonder if I got a chance?

Drivin' everybody crazy

You'll swear you fell in love

Girls you better keep your distance

You can look but you can't touch

Vil Schoenheit, the perfect Don

If your thinkin' Neige is fairest

Then there must be something wrong

Got it goin' on, his game is strong

And whoo-wee!

Shut my mouth

Talk about fun!

You'll envy the traitor he catches on the run

Just to be at the end of the barrel of his gun...!

Vil Schoenheit, the perfect Don

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