Nerdy songbook

The Grinning Reaper

Singer:

I felt alone

In disarray

I was taking a walk past the mortuary gate

When I saw a sign that said

'Need a good time? Have a laugh with the undertaker!'

Went through the front door and I'm pretty sure I

Heard a giggle coming out of the nearest coffin!

I was certain he was a creeper!

That's how I met him!

The grinning reaper!

He gave a big grin and I'm pretty sure I felt weak

I tried to talk, but I was feeling so meek

The words were stuck and my mind was blank to boot!

All in all, he was a rotten kind of cute!

Well I was tense, it was plain to see

A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me

I couldn't believe it

And he had to have seen it

I was hot for the reaper in front of me!

Well I was inspected from my head down to my toes

Will my beating heart be the next to go?

He grins like a sleaze, but he is so sweet

Wouldn't you know, now I'm a reaper lover!

Now people look upon him, filled with hate

As they walk past the mortuary gate

But I bit my lip and let him under my slip

I felt a nip and well....my heart just flipped!