Singer:
I was walkin' round campus, well I don't know why
On a day hot enough to make the devil sigh
There was a big ol' sign right on the side
Said 'New Mostro Lounge open inside'
Well I wasn't in a hurry, so I went in
They were serving whiskey, scotch and gin
But before I could get me a scotch on the rocks
I was greeted by an eel with blue-green locks
He said 'Welcome to the lounge, why don't you take a seat?
Try a fruit kebob, it's a tasty treat'
Got my cup of scotch
I'm enjoying the sounds
And I'm feeling fly in the Mostro Lounge
When he found me at a table, the dreaded Leech twin said
'We're gonna dance like they ain't ever seen'
He grabbed me by the arm
Said 'Come on, let's go!'
We dipped down
Spun around
And do-si-doed
He rocked back on his heels
Dropped me to my knees
We danced across the floor
Then he swept me off my feet
He wiggled and he jiggled
Beat all I'd ever seen
He grinned back at me
With a mischievous gleen
They said 'Welcome to the lounge, why don't you take a seat?
Try a fruit kebob, it's a tasty seat'
Got my cup of scotch
I'm enjoying the sounds
And I'm feeling fly in the Mostro Lounge
If your walkin' 'round campus and you don't know why
And you ain't in a hurry then you outta stop by
I can guarantee that you gonna have a ball
Feeling so fly in this hole in the wall
They said 'Welcome to the lounge, why don't you take a seat?
Try a fruit kebob, it's a tasty seat'
Got my cup of scotch
I'm enjoying the sounds
And I'm feeling fly in the Mostro Lounge
