Jade:
Attention all students!
Jade here!
Floyd: And me!
Singer:
And me!
Jade:
And we're pleased as punch to tell you about the new Mostro Lounge!
(Student: I thought it was the Monstro Lou-)
Singer:
Wonderful, now listen up!
What would you do if we said there's a place for you?
A place completely free of shame and doubt?
(Jade: Well, just about)
What would you do if you could cut a deal or two?
We'll come to our new lounge and you'll find out
Jade:
If you want for anything, we'll help you in your stay
But if you try to dodge the bill, there is a price to pay
Like beds of nails and swarms of bugs
Floyd:
Or my world famous deadly hugs!
All:
In our cafe
If you stay
Don't forget to pay!
You may not agree with everything that we have got to say
But Azul has gotten Crowley out the way!
Singer:
So with our Passion
Jade:
Azul's power
Floyd:
And Crowley's weakness
All:
We can brag
WE MIGHT JUST HAVE THIS SCHOOL IN THE BAG!
Singer:
It's clear to me that you want a special study guide
I think Azul can lend you a hand
But if you want to for him to make that special study guide
First you must agree to his demands
Jade:
We'll bring them in and dress them up and make them look the part
Singer:
Don't forget to tell them when their shift at work starts!
Floyd:
By teasing them and baiting them
Singer:
All around messing with them!
Floyd:
Boil them, baste them, slice them up and serve them Al a carte!
Singer:
Floyd
Floyd:
Don't be such a shrimpy!
Singer:
Go to hell!
Jade:
He's already there, dear
You may not agree with everything that we have got to say
But Azul has gotten Crowley out the way!
Singer:
So with our Passion
Jade:
Azul's power
Floyd:
And Crowley's weakness
All:
We can brag
WE MIGHT JUST HAVE THIS SCHOOL IN THE BAG!
With our passion
And our power
And Crowley's weakness
We can brag;
WE MIGHT JUST HAVE THIS SCHOOL IN THE BAG!
