From across the sea in the Southern Isles
A Westerguard son lived in exile
His fall from grace made him frown
Then he had a bigger one that pushed him way, way down!
Yeah, Hans was thirteenth in line
But he was hot!
Wanted a princess bride
That's not what he got!
He lost his chance, what an epic fail!
This red headed con artist lost Arendelle!
Hans, your bride-to-be was feeling lonely and cold
You clearly knew this, sold!
You met, you clicked, you saw your chance
But you can't fall in love after just one dance!
So you popped the question and she said yes!
But now here's the part where it becomes a mess
A snowstorm began when the queen ran off!
And your bride's eyes opened when she met Kristoff!
Oops!
I guess they didn't know that, god knows you lie!
You were just concerned about your alibi
She dumped a prince cause you were insincere
She's doing better with the guy who talks to reindeer
This comes from the heart with ease
I'll tell you what we see
It wasn't meant to be
That's something we can all agree
After all they've been through
They just don't deserve you
One thing I can say is true
It's not them, it's you!
In a quiet little village in the south of France
Gaston could make girls melt with a passing glance
He kept a record of his conquests with pictures he'd hung
He's so arrogant, and I'm so fucking done
Everything was perfect in his 'perfect life'
But there's a whole in his heart
Thought he could fill it with a wife
Imagine Belle cooking and cleaning all day
Calling you perfect and doing anything you'd say
You wanted one woman as your wife-to-be
For her you were perfect
But you know, she disagreed
The only girl who didn't throw herself at you
What would you call that?
Oh yes, dignity
You said 'Belle, your mine! I'm not giving you a choice!'
'If you marry me today, you must give up your voice!'
She knew the whole town thought her weird and strange
Buddy, did you think she'd just up and change?
Beast loved everything about her and the people always talk
Why else would her friends include a candle and a clock?
She turned you down not because you can't read
She threw you out because you made beast bleed!
This comes from the heart with ease
I'll tell you what we see
It wasn't meant to be
That's something we can all agree
After all they've been through
They just don't deserve you
One thing I can say is true
It's not them, it's you!
You men always hate it when we make the choice
Cause your scared of a woman with a voice
When a maiden with a mind meets a dickless coward
She must know her worth before it all goes sour
Your men of:
Arrogance
Cowardice
Idiocy
Fine specimens indeed
You think love is blind, that we can be bought
Hm, but here's a lesson that should get taught
Listen to me girls, who needs to be a wife?
There's more than one way to live a happy life
You say the choice is simple:
Choose you or die?
I'd have it my way and be burned alive!
Once upon a time, you all know the story
A desperate king wanted fame and glory
Just had to be the hero for the world to see
He fooled everyone
Everyone but she
No one thought to ask how he got that crown
Ignored the woman by his side that he pushed down
He very soon payed for his wicked behavior
A baby gift with a little.... flavor!
The difference between you and us
Is we're all living happily
We can't say we're sorry
It just wasn't meant to be!
After what we went through
We can see the real you
One thing we know now is true
It's not us
It's not us
It's not us
It's not us
It's
(How can the problem be us if it's...'
You!
