Singer:
The reapers are my butlers
The angels my valets
A dragon draws my chariot that takes me down the way!
To a land filled with liars
To a street that's paved with stone!
There's a dozen of his bizarre dolls to walk me to my home!
To be an Angel of death!
Heck, now ain't it grand?
I'm the stewardess of the human world
And I hold horror's hand!
I'm the angel of death!
I'm deathly royalty!
My undertaker is my lovemaker
And you can't take that from me!
Pluto is my lapdog, he's loyal as can be!
My bed's a wooden coffin, I'm in the lap of luxury!
My house is a mortuary
The angels think it's cool!
My husband is the undertaker
So hot he'll make you drool!
To be an Angel of death!
Heck, now ain't it grand?
I'm the stewardess of the human world
And I hold horror's hand!
I'm the angel of death!
I'm deathly royalty!
My undertaker is my lovemaker
AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!