Singer:
Mr. Crewel
Mr. Crewel
If he don't excite you
No living thing will
To see him is to
Feel a sudden thrill
Our master, Mr. Crewel!
The curl of his lips
That smouldering stare
All innocent virgins had better beware!
A Casanova waiting for the kill!
Watch out for Mr. Crewel!
At first you'll think
He's a fallen Angel
But after time has worn away the shock
You'll come to realize
He's felt your sneaky eyes
Watching him from behind a rock!
This beautiful man
This wonderful beast
He oughta be locked up and never released!
The world was such a wholesome place until
Mr. Divus Crewel!
