Singer:
If I was the marrying kind
Which thank the lord I'm not so
The kind of man that I would wed would be a lusty Frenchman
He'd hunt me
I'd run free
We'd enjoy the hunt together
We'd be alright in the middle of the night
Enjoying the hunt together
If I was the marrying kind
Which thank the lord I'm not so
The kind of man that I would wed
Would be a weird detective
He'd hunt Kira
I'd hunt Kira
We'd both hunt him together
We'd be alright in the middle of the night
Hunting that slimy bastard!
If I was the marrying kind
Which thank the lord I'm not so
The kind of man that I would wed
Would secretly be a woman!
He would Bond
I would Bond
We'd both bond together
We'd be alright in the middle of the night
Our bonding time together
If I was the marrying kind
Which thank the lord I'm not so
The kind of man that I would wed
Would have yellow tentacles
He would laugh
I would laugh
We both would laugh together
And I would find in the middle of the night
It was tentacles all along
If I was the marrying kind
Which thank the lord I'm not so
The kind of man that I would wed
Would be a Hanyou!
He'd sheath it
I'd sheath it
We'd sheath it in together
We'd be alright in the middle of the night
Sheathing it in together
If I were the marrying kind
Which thank the lord I'm not so
The kind of man that I would wed
Would be a stand user
He'd go hard
I'd go hard
We'd both go hard together
We'd be alright in the middle do the night
Going hard together
If I was the marrying kind
Which thank the lord I'm not so
The kind of man that I would wed
Would be a pink haired psychic
Though I'm not sure
If he would care
Or if he'd even notice
Still if he'd just give me a chance
We'd be psychometric together!
If I was the marrying kind
Which thank the lord I'm not so
The kind of man that I would wed
Would be the greatest detective
He'd hunt him
I'd hunt him
We'd hunt the Lord of Crime
Finding him despite our fears
Is elementary my dear!
