Friggin' in the Kitchen (There is Fuck All Else to do)

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Ahoy scurvey's

Listen to this now

In the lounge after hours

When we're feeling dour

We like to fuck in the kitchen

Before we hit the showers

Floyd is such a bugger

He's quite a filthy fucker

And he can give it piping hot

On a table to another

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

The owner's such a gorgon

Allows this in accordance

If he can join in the fun

With all his fucking organs!

Jade is quite the looker

He's such a perfect cooker

He likes to have a little taste

Before using a baster

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

And when we're feeling randy

And gettin' kinda handsy

Out we walk and break a lock

And drink Crowley's brandy

Oh and once we're drunk on liquor

Azul's gettin' slicker

The others well the more they drink

The more they're gettin' sicker

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

Ahoy Azul~❤️

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

If he can't find a table

Floyd will still be able

To give the crew a godly screw

In the campus stables

Once we travelled farther

We swam in ocean water

Delighted squeals

We knew Azul had found our sexual quarters

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

Friggin' in the kitchen

There is fuck all else to do

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