Singer:
Would you sue our asses if you had the chance?
That's such an anti social thing to do
You've got us shitting our collective pants
May I suggest you take it down a notch or two?
We're not exactly sure why you're upset
Did World War Blue make you super mad?
You'd like it if you got to see it, I bet!
Even though it's kind of nsfw
Hey, it's really not so bad!
My point is:
Please don't sue us Nintendo!
Right now we're all a little tense
We don't hate you
Though frankly we really don't like you
No offense!
Now you might call us copyright infringers
But that metaphor is not very apt
We're just a bunch of video game fans
Who probably can't afford your $60 games
No we're not violators or criminals
Well maybe just a really really really small percent
So I think it would be best
If you just gave all the lawsuits a rest
Don't ruin Smash Bros
Or Pokémon Go
Don't unleash legal Armageddon
Or our beds we'll soon be wettin'
Could you think this through for a moment please?
Stop mistreating your fandoms please
Why would you make the joy cons drift?
Nintendo you've opened up a rift
So please don't sue us Nintendo
That would seriously ruin our day
Remember we're loyal fans of yours, have some class!
We just happen to know what we want
From Nintendo!
