Singer:
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright, what a monstrous night though
What a monstrous night though
Alright, alright, what a monstrous night though
What a monstrous night though
How did I get here?
I just woke up with no underwear
Got an eel brother on my left
Got another one on my right
You shoulda seen what I wore
A monocle and an eel shaped brand
I was the queen of the Mostro Lounge
Where there's no such thing as getting outta hand
Memories tend to just pop up
Lead from my dorm by two pairs of gloves
Five thousand students plus drunken love
Don't think I'll ever get enough!
Whiskey, ambrosia, Vaseline
And most things in between
We roamed the campus in a mining cart
Azul was looking so alarmed
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Azul said 'If you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe'
Oh Azul, don't threaten me with a good time
What a monstrous night though
What a monstrous night though
Alright, alright
What a monstrous night though
What a monstrous night though
What are these footprints?
They're wet and not human like
And I'm wearing unfamiliar clothes
Where did I get these pantyhose?
When will they wake up?
Or maybe this is just a dream
Where did I get this sapphire ring?
Engraved and just the perfect fit?
Round after round at the speed of sound
Then we fucked around in the college town
Say, why am I dressed in a wedding gown?
Wonder what will happen now
Whiskey, ambrosia, Vaseline
And most things in between
We roamed the campus in a mining cart
Azul was looking so alarmed
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Azul said 'If you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe'
Oh Azul, don't threaten me with a good time
I'm a student and a beast master
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
Jade lost a bet to a cat wearing a smirk
But he makes those high heels work
Floyd said time and time again
'I'm not as think as you drunk I am'
And they went to town before the sun came up
Those boys'll never get enough
Alright, alright, what a monstrous night though
What a monstrous night though
Alright, alright, what a monstrous night though
What a monstrous night though
Whiskey, ambrosia, Vaseline
And most things in between
We roamed the campus in a mining cart
Azul was looking so alarmed
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Azul said 'If you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe'
Oh Azul, don't threaten me with a good time
