Singer:Well now
What a guy!
What a guy!
He's a villain, but they want him
Signs a new deal everyday
He's a conman, they abhor him
And I only hope he'll stay that way
He's a sinner, he's a scoundrel
He's a robber, he's a thief
He's a cad, but I love him
It's true, I got it pretty bad!
You can never tell when he'll show up!
He gives you plenty of trouble
You know he's just a no count crook
Even I know he's nothing but trouble
He's a swindler, he's a gangster
And there's nothing more to say
If he's a villain, he's a good one
And I wish that I could travel his way
Wish that I could travel his way
Wish that I could travel his way!