Singer:
The ball, the ball
At Night Raven Hall!
Where teachers and students fucked against a wall
Singin'
'Balls to your partner
Ass against the wall
If you can't get laid at this school
You can't get laid at all!'
Teachers and students came from the nearby school
All the mermaid couples enjoyed Night Raven's pool
They did it in the woods
And in Riddle's bed
They didn't make a sound
But they tore the sheets to shreds
Singin'
'Balls to your partner
Ass against the wall
If you can't get laid at Night Raven
You can't get laid at all!'
Vil was in his room
Said he was feeling funny
His rose hid under his desk
And milked him for his honey!
The second born, Kingscholar
Embraced his very name
He roared like a king every time he came!
Singin'
'Balls to your partner
Ass against the wall
If you can't get laid at Night Raven
You can't get laid at all'
The local stalker Rook was there
We didn't like him much
We told him to leave
But he wouldn't budge
The headmaster, he was there
He couldn't have his fun
By the time that he got it up
The Ball was nearly done
Singin'
'Balls to your partner
Ass against the wall
If you can't get laid at Night Raven
You can't get laid at all'
The leech twins, they were there
And they were quite a pair!
They fucked their angelfish in a tank and garnered lots of stares
Idia shroud wasn't there
Neither was his girl
But in the darkness of his room
They let their inner freaks unfurl
Singin'
'Balls to your partner
Ass against the wall
If you can't get laid at Night Raven
You can't get laid at all!'
The science teacher, he was there
His partner was his bitch
He kept his lady in line with nothing but a switch
A rabbit girl came strolling in
She smiled from ear to ear
She shouted to Scarabia 'I'll fuck you all, ya hear?'
Singin'
'Balls to your partner
Ass against the wall
If you can't get laid at Night Raven
You can't get laid at all!'
Yuu was in the corner
Explaining to Malleus
'The vagina, not the rectum, is the entrance to the womb'
The Cheshire, he was there
He played a wily game
Fourteen girls in one night
Couldn't make him tame
Singin'
'Balls to your partner
Ass against the wall
If you can't get laid at Night Raven
You can't get laid at all'
And when the ball was over
The opinion was expressed
The music was exquisite
But the fucking was the best
