Singer:
When we arrived in Hosu in need of R&R
The crew set out investigating every joint and bar
We had no such delusions of their hospitality
We figured we'd just make it fit for villains such as we!
Now we're on a watchlist!
Everyone!
On a watchlist just for having good old fun!
We killed our time committing crimes for 3 days or 4
Now Hosu isn't laughing anymore
The leader's tastes were simple and his methods weren't complex
He and I were in a park with Allmight's statue having sex!
Hosu police were on there way, we had no second chance
Teleported in the nick of time
And my love began to rant!
Now we're on a watchlist!
Everyone!
On a watchlist just for having good old fun!
We killed our time committing crimes for 3 days or 4
Now Hosu isn't laughing anymore
Our serial killer would yield to none at drinking human blood
She'd thought the hero killer was quite the stud!
She tried to scrape his blood from a certain alleyway
I wish I'd known what she meant when she said she'd get her way!
Now we're on a watchlist!
Everyone!
On a watchlist just for having good old fun!
We killed our time committing crimes for 3 days or 4
Now Hosu isn't laughing anymore!
Our proper cool Flamethrower was drunk and pretty mean
Nearly got arrested for lighting up a city street
He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear
Except he somehow found a ferocious American grizzly bear
Now we're on a watchlist!
Everyone!
On a watchlist just for having good old fun!
We killed our time committing crimes for 3 days or 4
Now Hosu isn't laughing anymore!
The leader returned with a stimulant from a major dope bazaar
I mixed it with a drink from Kurogiri's bar
I woke up with no uniform and an oddly cheerful heart
The Leader was smiling, his feet a yard apart!
Now we're on a watchlist!
Everyone!
On a watchlist just for having good old fun!
We killed our time committing crimes for 3 days or 4
Now Hosu isn't laughing anymore!
A gang of heroes flew in and nobody seemed to care
They pranced around the blazing streets to announce they were there
The gang and I were busy there
We invited them to play
I swear to god they glanced at us and turned and ran away!
Now we're on a watchlist!
Everyone!
On a watchlist just for having good old fun!
We killed our time committing crimes for 3 days or 4
Now Hosu isn't laughing anymore!
This crew is Japan's finest and our villainy is our pride
And when we play we like to leave a trail a mile wide
We hope you like the wreckage, the riots and the fuss
At least we know that Hosu won't be quick forgetting us!
Now we're on a watchlist!
Everyone!
On a watchlist just for having good old fun!
We killed our time committing crimes for 3 days or 4
Now Hosu isn't laughing anymore!
Wonder why?
