You're as dark as my demon but your as light as the sun a DAMIRAE fanfic.

Alfred knows everything

Batman stood glaring out of the window towards his backyard. To his shock, Damian was splashing a young half-demon with water playfully. Her hair hung around her eyes, soaking wet as she brushed it out of her face and glared at his son.

Batman put his face in his hands "don't kill him, Raven, he may be an insufferable idiot but he has too much to live for!" Bruce begged the gods much to Alfred's concern as he looked over at Bruce with a raised eyebrow.

"Master Bruce, if I may be so blunt young Master Damian inherited his skills with the opposite gender from you". Alfred deadpanned

And that's when they heard a scream, which sounded like a little girl. Along with a string of Arabic curses which flew from Damian's lips. Bruce thought that he would have to pick Alfred's jaw up off the floor, his head turned so fast towards the window it gave him whiplash.

"Oh, fudge." Bruce paled as he ducked away from the window. Let it be known that you never curse in front of Alfred, the man has killed for less.

Alfred grabbed a pan from the kitchen table and was off as fast as the flash. He chucked the pan so hard that it bounced off the walls and shattered the glass of the window panel. A small yelp was heard from a certain ex-assassin as the pan almost took his head off. The pitch-black frying pan was in the pool, slowly sinking much to Raven's laughter.

Alfred stood at the doorway, he was out for blood. "Pennyworth, what was that for?" Damian complained fearfully as he took a few steps back from the Wayne manor's butler, possibly afraid of getting another frying pan to the face.

Alfred just stood with a calm expression on his features. "Well Master Damian, I thought it best to explain to you, what type of language is available for use in this house, thank you." He said bluntly turning away from the young couple after fishing his frying pan out of the water and binning it before fetching a new window panel.

Raven's giggles were silenced momentarily as she looked towards Alfred pennyworth shock lining her face. She continued to laugh once Alfred had left much to Damian's dismay. "You were terrified!" Raven howled in laughter, holding her sides as they hurt from pain.

"Ha Ha, I am glad you think my suffering is hilarious Beloved". He pouted wrapping his arms around the empath and placing a soft kiss on her forehead.

"Oh it is, your suffering is the highlight of my day". She exclaimed sarcastically "especially when it's Alfred because he kicks all your asses." She broke out of Damian's hold much to his frustration as he swam after her. She laughed and smiled as she swam away at the last second.

Bruce looked on bewildered "what on Earth happened to his son? Is he poisoned, drugged or dare he say showing affection for another person who isn't family, or is it, love?" Bruce shook his head of his paranoid thoughts of course Damian isn't drugged, he wouldn't let anyone get near him, even when he is injured. It must be love, Batman may not trust the empath completely, but this girl could be a future daughter-in-law.

Alfred chimed in, finally calm after the cursing incident. "Miss Roth certainly has the qualities needed to keep Master Damian at his best sir, I ought to think that we should be encouraging such a relationship. Bruce looked at his father figure, his voice humorous and light "matchmaking Alfred?" Bruce asked chuckling slightly to himself.

Alfred simply smiled "I think Master Damian has already found his match sir?" He said with a grin as happiness sparkled in his eye. He picked up a cup of steaming hot coffee and handed one to himself and Bruce, looking out the window towards the pool where the young teens were.

Damian had wrapped his arms around Raven crushing her in a sort of bear hug. She simply smiled at him before smirking slyly and using her magic to float out of Damian's grasp just above the pool so no one could see a random girl floating in the air.

Damian huffed before smirking as an idea came to his mind, Raven must have caught on because her eyes widened and she had put her hands in front of her in defence. "No, Damian no!" She said firmly

But the boy had an air of mischief around him and it was soon proved true when he pounced, he grasped her hand and with a slight tug, she was thrown forward into the water, making a huge and loud splash, wetting the chairs nearby.

"Damian!" Raven yelled in a frustrated tone. When she finally came up, her hair was soaked and little water droplets had collected on her skin and even her hair eyelashes and eyebrows were soaked.

She let her inner demon out, her eyes flashing red and fangs began to form. Before returning to normal much to Damian's relief. Although he still received a light smack on the shoulder for his efforts. Damian just laughed at the demoness's glare, her eyes narrowed in warning.

Alfred looked on with a smug smile along with Bruce whose eyes showed great happiness and confusion with the situation at hand. Bruce smiled when he saw that his son was acting like a teenager. Damian's smile was so large, it showed his teeth. He looked full of light and Bruce could only thank one person, Raven.

When the young couple had decided to come in, they were greeted by the smirks of two very smug-looking men. "What going on?" Damian looked on with confusion and he didn't like being left out.

Damian leaned down to Raven's ear and whispered "Beloved, I think my father and Alfred are imposters, either that or father has been hitting the joker gas again. They never smile!" He said seriously, Raven turned to look at him with a questioning look before bursting into laughter "oh my Azarath! I didn't realise you were a comedian Damian". She said while holding her sides and trying to stifle her giggles much to the adults' confusion.

Alfred was flabbergasted, Damian a comedian he had never heard anything so absurd in his life. Bruce on the other hand just widened his eyes at Raven who was on the floor holding her abdomen and struggling to get air into her lungs. Damian was by her side, equally as gobsmacked he narrowed his eyes suspiciously at his girlfriend.

"What had he said that was so humorous, he had been completely serious," Damian thought to himself as his emerald eyes glanced at Raven who was at least now able to breathe.

The adults looked at the young couple with smiles lining their features as they saw Damian engage with someone and they had seen him bond his soul to the young empath.

Alfred flashed a knowing smile at Bruce who just smirked in return. Bruce knew what the words behind Alfred's smile and eyes meant "he is just like you, with Miss Kyle and I know everything Master Bruce."

Bruce flushed slightly, his skin turning red. Bruce facepalmed "I still haven't told Damian, he is going to get a sister!" Bruce thought to himself as he turned to look at the young empath which his son was enamoured with.

"Note to self, bring Raven to keep Damian calm! Welcome to the family my future Daughter in law." He said in his thoughts before realisation came across his face. "How am i going to get a pregnant Selina and a certain Damian Wayne to get along?"

Raven sent a knowing smile Bruce's way as she got herself up off the floor and put a hand on his shoulder "I am an empath, remember Mr Wayne. I know about the baby and if you need someone to keep Damian calm when you tell him, I am always available to move in." she said jokingly while talking to him through a telepathic connection. This set both Bruce and Raven into hysterics.

"what's going on!" Damian growled out in frustration. As Alfred just sent him a suspicious smirk.