THE TRANSLATOR, httyd.

the translator, bonus one.

— IN WHICH snotlout learns to never aggravate elina and hiccup ever again.

and yeah, maybe snotlout should've seen it coming when he insulted. because once he insulted either elina or hiccup, the other would come to their defence immediately, and oh, that was the day when snotlout realized that he would never cross elina and hiccup ever again.

so, everything had started with a dare. ruffnut, tuffnut and snotlout were playing dare or dare (which elina had claimed incredibly stupid) and it became more and more extreme. ruffnut was dared to anger chameleon (and got half her hair singed off); tuffnut was dared to jump from the roof into the lake where a scauldron was residing; but snotlout had the worst dare of them all.

insult elina. tuffnut and ruffnut praised each other when they saw snotlout's face pale, and fishlegs simply shook his head, and reminded himself to go watch the scene as it happened.

cue to the present when snotlout was standing in front of elina and hiccup and threw insult after insult, threatening to cut her apart with his axe. elina only raised her eyebrows, unamused as hiccup put an arm around her shoulder. and his insults weren't really good either; until he brought up elina's parents.

oh, he'd woken the sleeping beast. elina's eyes immediately flashed as she was reminded of her old viking days, and hiccup, knowing this, immediately directed his anger towards snotlout. snotlout was corned to the side as elina stood there, frowning. chameleon and toothless both growled seeing the angry face on hiccup and the sad one on elina's.

"imagine your parents dying because you weren't good enough," snotlout smirked. elina's expression immediately shifted as she blinked, bending her head down slightly to look at her shoes. 

it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. hiccup's face contorted into fury.

fishlegs, tuffnut and ruffnut watched with a pitiful look on their faces as hiccup backed snotlout up against the wall, but snotlout was too stubborn.

"say that again, i dare you." hiccup snarled. his green eyes flashed.

"elina gertrude is good for nothing. that's why her parents left her!" snotlout said weakly, but he was practically trembling. and with one look at elina's expression, hiccup delivered a strong punch to snotlout's face.

everyone flinched at the loud crack. blood went pouring from snotlout's nose, and at least two of his teeth were knocked out. hiccup went to punch snotlout a second time, but was stopped by elina.

"don't, hiccup," elina said warningly, a disappointed expression on her face. hiccup reluctantly backed down, looking slightly guilty (but snotlout had just insulted his girlfriend!)

then, elina stepped forward, and delivered a harsh kick right in his genitals. 

the twins were now regretting asking snotlout to insult elina, because his crown jewels were probably permanently broken. hiccup, tuffnut and fishlegs, who understood the pain of having your balls kicked, all winced as astrid widened her eyes, impressed at elina's strength.

"oh my thor," fishlegs murmured, barely able to look at snotlout in the eye.

"who knew they had it in them?" ruffnut said, slightly worried for how hiccup and elina would react once they realized it was their idea. 

snotlout fell to the ground, clutching his private area. hiccup narrowed his eyes at snotlout as snotlout started crying in pain.

"i want my mommy!"

then, he passed out.

elina and hiccup looked at each other in exasperation, but elina still glared at snotlout. hiccup sighed and asked fishlegs to bring snotlout to gothi .

suddenly, ruffnut interrupted, "it was a dare. tuffnut dared snotlout to insult you!"

tuffnut scowled. "excuse me? you did it!"

hiccup cleared his throat.

tuffnut smiled sheepishly. "we just wanted to... to... apologize. snotlout was forced to do it. uh... bye!" tuffnut said, and the two of them ran away before they would suffer the couple's wrath.

elina and hiccup looked at each other in shock. they'd just... they'd just removed snotlout the will to have children... all because of a stupid dare.

"do you regret it?" elina whispered to hiccup.

"not really. he did cross a line." hiccup said, giving elina a kiss on the temple, knowing that even if snotlout didn't mean it, elina still felt hurt by his words. "your parents didn't die because of you, ellie. they loved you."

elina's face finally lifted, and she gave hiccup a tiny smile.

a letter from astrid had even wrote: 

dear elina,

i am so thankful that you have decided to kick snotlout in the balls. it is with great gratitude that i write this letter and i send my condolences to snotlout who i assume no longer has his private parts intact.

do not take snotlout's words to heart. he is a muttonhead. you are not a disappointment. you are an amazing friend. 

sincerely,
astrid

after this incident, everyone learnt to never cross elina gertrude and hiccup haddock ever again, unless they wanted immense pain in areas in their body where they didn't even know they could feel pain in.

the end.

please do not insult or bully anyone. not cool, guys.