The Wild Adventures Of Wind Waker: The Very Begining

The Spirit of the Sky - Chapter 8

Ah yes.

I just panicked so much that I accidentally almost broke my neck.

Mmmmmmm! I love this! Man, I should really definitely continue! Wait until I actually break my neck!

Aw yeah! That's what I like to hear!

My neck snapping louder than my arm three years prior!

That's what I want to hear before everything goes black and I die! That's for sure!

"Link, you idiot!" I heard Tetra scream at me from that weird stone I found in my pocket earlier, "If you snap your neck like a twig then your sister'll be in that place forever!"

"Okay-"

"And don't think I didn't see that bird girl situation! 'Cause I did and now know that you are in love with a bird woman."

"First of all, her name's Medli! Second of all, I am not attracted to bird people! I am straight and like humans like me! Therefore, I would suggest zipping your pirate mouth and leaving me alone before I shut it for you!"

"Mm-hmm... Sure, but how're you gonna find me, Sexually-Attracted-To-Bird boy?"

I really started to lose my temper as I clenched my fists so tight I cut off the circulation.

"What? Cat got your tongue again, hm? Not gonna reply to that, are you?"

"For the love of the gods, Tetra, if you don't shut up, next time I see you, I will have a more powerful sword, and drive it through your gut."

"Oh-ho! I see you're actually threatening me seriously now, are you? I like it! Keep that up, and you'll be my partner in no time!"

"Huh?"

"You heard me, I think? Yeah, you did! You'll be my partner."

"But-"

I didn't know what kind of partner she meant and shivered. Tetra and I? Partners? Yeah, no. That'll never happen.

"But what kind of partners?" I finished my thought.

The sound of embarrassed surprise that Tetra made almost made me picture her about as red as a tomato and hiding behind the crows nest of the ship.

"I-I- Uhhhhhhhhh... Well..." Tetra tripped over her own thoughts and couldn't process, "I-I-I ... W-Well that's up to you, haha! I- Uh- I don't really care!"

"...Right... I think you're Sexually-Attracted-to-Trash girl."

"No! I am straight and like humans like me! So shush!"

"Yup. But what if I'm the trash?"

"I- I don't respond to these sorts of things- GONZO! DO YOU HEAR THIS?!"

"I don't think he cares."

"Hmph." Tetra angrily pouted, "Well you can get up to that stupid dragon and leave me alone."

"Mkay. No problem with that. Bye, Sexually-Attracted-to-Trash girl!" I quickly cut off connection after saying that again. It was funny.

I hate to admit, but I think I might actually like-like Tetra. Crazy, right? I mean, it's not like we're ever going to get together anyway.

There's no point in even trying.

"Link, you know what?! Go in that cavern and burn yourself up in that lava and see how you feel!" Tetra yelled at me before disconnecting again.

I gave a soft chuckle at the fact that she can do these stupid things so seriously.

I sighed. No matter if she told me of not, I am going to burn myself up in lava. Accidental or not, it's happening.