The Wild Adventures Of Wind Waker: The Very Begining

Tower of the Gods - Chapter 18

"Come on, Link! Seriously! You're not being funny anymore!" Tetra shook me, "...You're not trying to be funny...are you...?"

I shook my head.

"Oh...Link... Now you're just acting weird..."

"He's Link, he's supposed to be weird." Red said.

"Not like this, though. He says I'm dead and that I can't be real."

"That's actually...odd..."

"I know!"

"I heard a scream when you guys were on the island, and even Link yelling your name, so... Tell me, Tetra, what happened?"

"I don't really want to talk about it." Tetra nodded her head towards me.

"Oh, alright."

"Hey, Link?" Tetra asked.

I looked up at her from what I was doing.

"Why don't you go take a snack break on your island?"

I got up and simply walked onto my island, then went to eat some of the overgrown grass.

I picked some and put them in my mouth.

"Hold on, Red- LINK, NO! NOT THE GRASS! STOP EATING IT!" Tetra yelled at me.

So I figured she told me to stop eating it because it's hers, so I picked some and took it to her.

I held it out behind her.

Red nodded at me with a slight hiss.

"Oh, hi, Link." Tetra said.

I waved and shoved the grass in her face.

"I'm not eating that."

I stared at her with my puppy dog eyes, and eventually she gave in and took it.

"Thank you." She sighed as she took it.

I ran back to eat some more grass.

After ten minutes or so of eating grass, my belly started to hurt, so I stopped.

"Hey, Link!! Come here!" Tetra called me.

So I went back to the boat to see her.

"Link... How much grass did you eat?!" She broke off from her original sentence to ask.

I spread my arms as far and tall as they could go in two separate motions to show that I ate a ton of grass.

"Oh my god..." Tetra inhaled as she stretched her arms over her head, then sighed as she came to a regular position, "I told you not to! Plus, now your belt fits way too tight!"

I tugged on my belt. Yeah, I guess it did get a lot tighter.

"Seriously. Don't eat grass. Do your pants fall down if you don't have a belt?"

I shook my head.

"Okay. How about I take it off and you lay down in the boat with your toy trains?"

I stood in silence for a moment.

"Okay," Tetra clicked quietly as she unclipped my belt.

"We have to go and place the pearls in order to continue the journey, so how about we get going?" Red asked.

"How about we wait a few minutes to see if Link needs to use the restroom? I think that's better than hearing, 'RED!!! I have to go to the bathroom! Can we stop? Can we? Please? It's an emergency! Red! Tetra, Red isn't stopping!' Every three seconds." Tetra said, mocking me in the middle of it.