𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 ♡

Man on the moon

Five had left me in the van while he spacial jumped into Lances car, most likely gonna threaten him for something. Once I decided that I couldn't fall asleep again I decided to go join Five in threatening lance.

"-One chance to tell me exactly what's going on in that lab." I heard Five yell grinding his teeth.

"I manufacture prosthetic devices for fake patients. I bill the insurance companies and then sell them for cash, on the black market." 

"Including eyeballs?" I spoke butting in making him jump not knowing I was there.

"Yeah, they're my biggest seller. I mean, they sell like hotcakes. I've got a list, a waiting list, probably 20 buyers."

"So, the serial number we told you."

"Uh, could've already been bought. Yes, off the books." Lance spoke stuttering.

"I needed that list, Lance. Names and numbers, and I need it now!" Five threatened.

"I don't have it. I mean, not on me. The only copy's in my safe at the lab."

"Well, you start the car, then." I spoke popping my head up from the back.

"'Cause we're going on a field trip." Five continued

"Okay."

"Now."

"Okay."

-☂︎-

"Five, why is there smoke." We were now walking towards the prosthetic lab thingy when I started to see smoke, Five let go of Lance and started sprinting towards the building, like an idiot.

"Five, stop. You're gonna get hu-" I said running after him.

BOOM

The building exploded throwing both of us backwards onto the hard concrete. 

(Ik this scene is supposed to make u feel scared for Fives life but every time I watch it I laugh because of how funny he looked getting thrown back.)

"Five what the fuck were you thinking?" I said slowly standing up walking over to him.

He didn't respond, he just looked on in awe at the burnt building.

- ☂︎-

"Hand me the alcohol." I spoke to Five flicking through a book I had found.

We were now in a library doing.. I don't actually know I just followed Five because he had alcohol.

Once he handed me the bottle I chugged it finally giving up on being sober, no point if we're gonna die in a few days anyway.

"What are you even writing?" I said slurring my words giving the bottle back to him.

"You're shit at math, why do you even want to know?" He said chugging the last bit of alcohol in the bottle and sitting down. (Once again if you're great at math ignore this also I envy you.)

"I don't know, i'm bored." I said in a groggy voice following Five to sit down next to him.

He grabbed Delores and hugged her, bottle in hand while I leaned my head on the railing behind us slowly falling asleep.

-☂︎-

"Where are their parents?" People went by watching us in our drunken sleep state.

"Wow, that was easy." Diego said walking up to both of us.

"Are they, um?" Luther questioned.

"Drunk as a skunk." Diego continued picking me up, Luther picking up Five.

-☂︎-

"Well, we can't go back to the house. It's not secure. Those psychopaths could come back at any moment." Luther said to Diego walking down an alleyway their chatter waking both of us up.

"My place is closer. No one will look for him there."

"If you vomit on me-" Luther warned Five.

 "You know what's funny? Aah! I'm going through puberty. TWICE." Five said slurring his words.

"Welcome to my world, I've been going through it for like... One.. Tw- 18 years." I said counting the numbers on my fingers.

"I drank that whole bottle, didn't I? That's what you do when the world you love goes bye-bye." He said ignoring me completely.

"Poof, it's gone." I continued. "What are you guys talkin' about?"

"Two masked intruders attacked the Academy last night." Luther spoke.

"They came looking for you. So I need you to focus." Diego sighed. "What do they want?"

"Hazel and Cha-Cha."

"Who?"

"You know, I hate code names." Luther responded.

"Ah, the best of the best. Except for me, of course." 

"The best of what?" Luther questioned.

"You know, Delores always said she hated when I drank. She said it made me a Shirley." Five said ignoring his question.

"Hey!" Diego yelled making me jump to which he softly apologised.

"Hm? Yeah?"

"I need you to focus. What do this Hazel and Cha-Cha want? We just wanna protect you." 

"Protect me? I don't need your protection, Diego. Do you have any idea how many people I've killed? No. I'm the Four frickin' Horsemen. The apocalypse is coming." Five spoke vomiting behind Luthers shoulder making Diego and Luther look away in disgust to which I just laughed and fell asleep again.

-☂︎-

"If I didn't know they were such pricks, I'd say they look almost adorable in their sleep."

"Well, don't worry. they'll sober up eventually. Be back to their normal, unpleasant selves." Luther spoke also watching us.

"Yeah, I can't wait that long. I need to find out what his connection is with these lunatics before someone else dies."

"All that stuff he was saying before, What do you think he meant by that?" Luther said before getting shut up by Diego. 

Diego walked up to the door ready to throw a knife.

"You throw another one of those goddamn knives at me, I'm pressin' charges." A man spoke.

"What do you want, Al?" Diego said putting down the knife."

"I ain't your secretary. Some lady called for you, said she needs your help."

"What lady?"

"I dunno. Some, uh, detective. I think she said her name was, uh, Blotch or somethin'."

"Patch? She needs my help."

"She needs you to meet her at that motel, a dump on Calhoun."

"When?"

"About half an hour ago. Uh, said she found your brother."

"Well, that didn't make sense." Diego and Luther said looking over at Five, until the realisation hit.

"Klaus." They said in unison.

AN: Wattpads saying its only 15 mins long, thats such a lie. 😐

Word Count: 938.