Ch - 10 : Training: VI

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Yo! Let's get started.
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Alright! It was official. Naruto Uzumaki was bonkers. Or rather his older counterpart who came from tearing apart time-space continuum or what you can call a dimensional older twin which contradicts each other meaning Uzumaki Naruto was the very definition of oxymoron. You get it. Oh you don't. Don't worry. Young Naruto doesn't get it either but he's the epitome of stupidity so we cannot count him.

The Village hidden in Leaves lies in the Fire country is the home to many weird looking and weirdly dressed people although it's not specified to only Fire country. There are 5 major countries and each of them has a major village known as 5 Great Nations. So as I said these weird looking people along with weird dresses with a headband on top of their heads, flaunting their powers like kids showing their lollipops to each other are called ninjas or shinobis to make ourselves look alot less crazy. BECAUSE WHEN I TELL PEOPLE I LIVE WITH THESE WEIRD LOOKING AND WEIRDLY DRESSED PEOPLE THAT CAN LITERALLY SHOOT FIREBALLS AND CAUSE EARTHQUAKES, THEN THEY ALL THINK THAT MY HEAD'S GOT A FEW SCREWS LOOSE.

BUT NO.

MOM!

I'M NOT CRAZY.

THEY ARE CALLED SHINOBIS. WHY DON'T YOU GET WITH THE TIMES?

Get it. A joke. Alright! You laughed. No. Oh boy! Sorry. So yeah. In this world, every year 12-years old from all over the region drop out of school and run away from home, in hopes to become a great professional ninjas in order to....

Kill.

Yeah! That's the basic story of this world. Boy! It's messed up. I know. Today our hero Naruto was practicing the exercises of leaf sticking. You want to know how it's done? You really wouldn't like to know. But alright, I'm telling you. Basically Naruto has to take a leaf and put it on different parts of the body such as arms, legs, face, palms, foreheads, etc., and try to stick it to your skin using chakra suction through the pores of your skin. The second step in chakra control exercises. But you know the most weird thing. He also has to do it by sticking the leaf on his bare...
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ASS.

This guy is a pedo. Although good thing was that his clones were doing it. Good thing that the clones made with yellow chakra were emotionless or else chaos would have ensued.

Older Naruto was silently laughing at the young Naruto who was looking at his clones training and was making the most obnoxious and disturbed faces. Poor boy! But this wasn't the reason he was laughing at Naruto. The reason of his smile was the exercise he was doing. Basically older Naruto controls everything here, from the smallest of ripples in the air to the vast skies. You get it, don't you? The leaves that were lifting off without any problems and were exercising were of 5 kilos and were resistant to chakra. To do that without any stress on your muscles with an impassive face was the most impressive part of them all. Now many people would think that wouldn't Naruto know that the leaves are heavier. No way he can miss it. Now here's the twist. This guy despite knowing that milk is smelling, drunk it because he thought that it was fresh. He never suspected that he's moving slower than he did at Academy even though not knowing about Resistance seals. Do you really think he would notice? No! He won't.

Additionally, if you think about it older Naruto can make anything heavier or lighter, change their matter or property, in short is the god of this world. How do people understand that something is heavier? When the pick up something light. It's simple. If you make everything heavier than it actually is and the one on whom you are doing this experiment is as dumb as donkey, then you train a perfectly capable soldier. Cheers! Now think, to open the door, to pull on the blanket and heck to switch off the light which are really heavy like 20 or 30 kilos and that also being done in resistance seals. Yeah! You get it. A super powered version of Lee. Let's clap. So a guy who unintentionally do these things and mind you that their weight constantly increases by 1.5x times and the power on the resistance seals constantly increase by 4x times. Do you really think he would notice a leaf of 5 kilos. No. He wouldn't. Actually Naruto won't because he's stupid.

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