Eeveelution Squad: Denith Edition

(COMPLETELY REWRITTEN) ES:DE Chapter 0 Arc 0: The R Process

ARCHIVED CHAPTER, NO LONGER CANON.

Outer Voice: Denith: "Hello!"

Inner Voice: Denith: 'Hello!'

Actions: *Introduces himself*

Character introductions: [Denith]

Setting Swaps: ----------

4th Wall Breaks/Swaps ~~~~~~~~~

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???: "Ah finally! Spring break! I can go home and rest for a while, I wonder what I'll do?"

Meet Kaiden Smith, a 14-year-old boy leaving school for spring break, unaware of what is about to transpire within the next few minutes.

Kaiden: 'I wonder what my friends are talking about right now. Probably something stupid like chest or thighs or something strange.'

As he said that to himself, he decided to check his phone to find out. And Lo and behold, super weird stuff, as he guessed.

Kaiden: "Seems legit." 'I knew it'

Kaiden gets a text from his brother, saved in his phone as 'Mah Bruhthur'.

Text: "Could you bring some veggies and bacon on your way home? We're gonna make fried rice for dinner."

Kaiden decided to text him back.

Kaiden (Text): "Alr, I'll get the dumb-"

Suddenly Kaiden Trips and Falls to the hard rocky floor.

Kaiden: "OH SH-"

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An Eevee is laying in the grass in the middle of a forest.

Eevee: *Groans* "Oof... Ow my head...Eh?"

The Eevee looks around to see that there in a forest

Eevee: "Wait." 'WHERE THE HECK AM I?!?!'

Panic creeps as he looks around the forest.

Eevee: 'OH GOD AM I LOST?! AM I DEAD?! IS THIS HEAVEN?!'

The Eevee looks at his hands... that are no longer hands but now paws.

Eevee: 'OH GOD I HAVE PAWS.'

He took multiple deep breaths.

Eevee: 'Ok–ok, calm down. If this is a dream, I can find a reflection to prove it. Wait if this was a dream then I wouldn't know I was dreaming till i woke up right? Is this a lucid dream? I highly doubt it.'

The Eevee walks around looking for a reflection and eventually finds it in a conveniently placed lake.

Eevee: *Looking at reflection* 'Oh lawd, I'm an Eevee.'

The Eevee lays down and ponders on what happened before they reached the "Pokémon world"

Eevee: 'Ok, so let's get some things sorted out. I was texting my friends before tripping and falling, and now I'm here. But I have all my memories, so this isn't some mystery dungeons type stuff going on here.'

He recalls tripping right before waking up here, dread taking hold.

Eevee: 'Wait... Did I... DIE?! DID I JUST GET ISEKAIED FROM TRIPPING???! WHAT A STUPID WAY TO GO!!!!! Ugh, I miss my human hands.'

The Eevee spreads his paw out and a floating button appears right next to said paw

Eevee: 'Woah a button. Pushing it.'

The Eevee pushes the floating button, and the button disappears replacing itself with a whole menu having all the Eevee's stats along with an Inventory

Eevee: 'Ah, so this is the bonus that comes with being reincarnated. A whole inventory. So, is it like magic, or does it just happen? Welp, only one way to find out.'

The Eevee picks up a stick and throws it at the menu, suddenly, the stick evaporates. With the stick fully disappearing, a stick icon is seen in the inventory spaces.

Eevee: 'What is this Minecraft? Can I craft stuff? I wouldn't doubt it, this menu seems to be a quality-of-life type of thing. Instead of a whole ability. I guess it's like a combination of menus from several popular games that I've played. Thanks world.'

The Eevee walks around not really knowing what to do next, and grabbing anything that may seem useful, until they run into a treehouse area that seemed oddly familiar. There was another Eevee gardening near the house

Eevee: 'Other life! Thank you, Jesus.'

Eevee (2): "Huh?"

Eevee: "U-uh"

The Eevee just sits there with a dumb look on his face.

Eevee: 'Me and my anti-social self. No. no. I got this.' "Hi, my name is..."

The Eevee keeps standing there with an even dumber look of his face.

Eevee: 'Oh, I don't get this. UH, ok this is save-able, should I use my real name? Or a new name. This is a new life after all.' "My name is [Denith]"

Eevee (2): "W-who're you?"

Denith: 'Didn't I just say?' "I'm not here to do anything bad. Now erm, what's your name?"

Eevee (2): "[SolarFlare] but I prefer F-Flare"

Denith: 'Wait THE Flare? From Eeveelution Squad? Holy cow! That's like my favorite webcomic!' "Say, Flare you wouldn't mind if I stayed here for a while, would you?"

Flare: "I'd have to ask my siblings. Um, wait here."

Flare left into the house to find his siblings and ask about Denith, meanwhile Denith was plotting...

Denith: '1st things 1st, try and figure out a way to get back to my world. If I even can. I wouldn't like to stay in a place where I know everything that's gonna happen before it happens. Wait... I know everything that happens before it happens, I can predict the future! This outta be fun.'

Flare comes back out the house with two other Eevees at his side.

Denith: 'Is that who I think it is? Hang on, I'm not just in Eeveelution Squad, I'm in the Mystery Dungeon universe! I could save the freaking world!'

Flare: "Bro, Sis, this is the one I was talking about."

Denith: "Yo!"

Eevee (3): "And you're sure he's not dangerous?"

Eevee (4): "He looks like us, he shouldn't be."

Denith: "That's a horrible mindset to have. Anyway, my name is-"

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Sorry to cut you off Denith, but this chapter is unfortunately over, as the fun stuff is for the next chapter.

Man, this was fun writing, I will try to update every 6-7 days, and I will attempt to get as many out as possible, while checking to make sure I don't speed through the story. I'm not funny.

Hope you enjoyed Reading because I enjoyed writing, and I will see you in the next chapter!

P.S. The R in the title stands for Reincarnation