CHAPTER EDITED
Please Read This. The story won't make sense otherwise.
Outer Voice: Denith: "Hello!"
Inner Voice: Denith: Hello!
Actions: *Introduces himself*
Character introductions: [Denith]
Setting Swaps: ----------
4th Wall Breaks/Swaps ~~~~~~~~~
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3 Years later...
Speed, Crystal and Flare are stacked on each other, Denith taking his usual place beside Speed.
Crystal: "...Why are we in the forest again?"
Speed: "Is it not good to just live in nature for a while? Look at Flare, he's loving this!"
Flare had a comically large smile plastered on his face, and his eyes were practically sparkling.
Speed: "See? Happy."
Crystal: "But I'm too tired to walk!"
She whined from atop the Eeveelution stack. (The laziest place.)
Denith sighed, his ear twitching.
Denith: "You and me both sista. I need to lie down... My back's killing me from last night..."
Speed snorted, holding back a laugh.
Speed: "You sound so old when you say things like that."
Crystal jeered at the Eevee that just so happened to be much older.
Crystal: "That's cuz he is old!"
Denith fake crumpled in on himself, picking up a Scottish accent to mimic a certain trillionare duck.
Denith: "Oi! Watch how ye speak to your elders ya fesh!"
He walked normally again while Crystal giggled at his antics. Speed sighed.
Speed: "You sure don't act your age though..."
Denith: "Growing up's for friggin losers–"
Crystal: "Hey, look over there!"
Crystal pointed towards a nearby treehouse. It was nearly camouflaged in the canopy of trees, the doorway just barely visible.
Speed: "Where?"
Denith: "I think she's talking about that treehouse over there."
Speed: "...Pretty sure that's a tree."
Crystal blows a raspberry, not even daring to consider that possibility.
Crystal: "Even Denith thinks it's a house. C'mon, c'mon! Let's check it out!"
Denith nodded in agreement.
Denith: "Oh absolutely, we should definitely break into some random bozos abandoned house and loot all their stuff."
Speed nodded, thinking it was sarcasm.
Speed: "Good point, we should keep moving– wha–!"
Speed paused as Denith began to walk towards the house.
Denith: "It wasn't sarcasm Speedy. Free stuff is free stuff."
Speed balked while Crystal jumped off the pile, Flare dropping towards the floor.
Crystal: "Woohoo! Loot time!"
Crystal and Denith ran in side by side,
Crystal/Denith: "Loot! Loot! Loot! Loot!"
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Eeveelution Squad: Denith Edition
FanfictionTell me if you've heard this before... A human wakes up in a body not his own. He takes a few moments to regain lucidity before realizing he's now an Eevee with invisible balls. Maybe not that last part... Or the part where he's been transported to...
