Like a cockroach, Always Survives

68. Kol Mikaelson | Bickering

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Can you make a banter between female reader and Kol? They never get along but something happens and they team up and work together. They argue cause they like each other or something on those lines ? Thankies.

"y/n, darling, what're you always doing here?" the naive younger brother says walking into the Mikaelson Mansion, "well, kol you'd understand that, you're family think i'm one of their own. It's sad really, they prefer me over you." I mumble looking up from my book.

Kol stares at me with a bottle of whiskey in his hand, he visited the Mikaelson Mansion... rarely, mostly the times when he woke up from the coffin Niklaus has trapped him in.

"we know why they like you better, you've slept with all of them including my sister." Kol says with an annoyingly sleek grin "are you accusing me of being a whore, or, your family of sharing the same girl?" I say, closing my book and tossing it on the table infront of me.

"neither" he says sitting down reaching for a glass on the table and filling it up.

Klaus and Elijah were out dealing with business, Kol didn't want to go with them but then again he forgot I existed until he walked into the room. Rebekah went off to do something, she's in her own planet, Freya i have no clue.

"just didn't think my family would welcome some as narcissistic as them into the family" he shrugs taking a sip out of the glass, his tongue licking his lips to clean off the taste of liquor.

"that's cheap since i treat them more like my family than you, mr 'if the world was building i'd still hold my own instead of helping my family'" my voice was bitter, watching as he refilled his glass crossing one leg over the other.

"survival of the fittest, darling, surely you'd know if you weren't leaching of my siblings." he chuckled "atleast I am able to survive more than one lifetime without a dagger in my heart" I scoff and he jumps up angrily.

"control yourself, Kol." Elijah storms in "We both know that original or not I'd smash you over." I retort and Elijah chuckles "As much as I'd love to see that happen, I urgently need your help finding Niklaus." Elijah says leaning against the doorframe, adjusting his cufflinks whilst looking between Kol and I.

"Klaus? I thought he was with you?" I question Elijah "He was, but you know Klaus, unpredictable." the older brother huffs, usually Elijah would find Nik by himself but given that he's come back to me and Kol, it must be urgent.

"fine" I sigh "I will not." Kol says casing Elijah and I to look at him weirdly "you ever wonder why you get a dagger every other Wednesday, maybe that's why." I say shoving past him grabbing my coat off the desk.

Elijah leads me to the car when Kol stops him standing in front of the door "If I'm finding Niklaus I demand that you prevent the dagger in my chest the next time he gets angry." Kol says pointing at Elijah "You have my word." Elijah says before Kol moves out of the way.

The car ride was silent, Kol sat in the back "do you have any clue where Niklaus is?" Kol say sitting forward "He was with Aurora and Lucien." Elijah says calmly yet his grip on the wheel tightens.

"Klaus will be fine, worst case scenario, Lucien and Aurora ran away with him in the trunk if not he's in Lucien's stupid penthouse that smells like old human blood." I clear my throat adjusting my position soon as it was uncomfortable.

"Nothing wrong with a bit of old blood darling, loosen up." Kol laughs "If I kill you, it'd be old blood and certainly not old blood i'd enjoy consuming but old blood i'd enjoy hunting." I mumble.

"You can't possibly think of fighting the first vampires sired from our family do you?" Kol scoffs "If I can best you and Marcel in a duel I can beat darling Lucien and Aurora, if worst thing comes to worst I'll die but I'll do anything to get further away from you." I say, Elijah was probably sick and tired of our squabbling but he knew what he was getting himself into.