Like a cockroach, Always Survives

102. Klaus Mikaelson | Guardian Vampire

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prompt
: you are a human, a ridiculously smart yet dumb human. You are a trouble maker and always get yourself in predicaments as rough as car crashes or stuck in the middle of an abandoned town, you are also foolprone so along with the car crashes and abandonment comes the ridiculous injuries. Klaus has always been there to save you and heal you despite your numerous attempts to push his wrist out of your mouth.

warnings
: kidnapping? (idk if thats a warning tbh), swearing, tiny bit of abuse

Being blindfolded was no fun let alone being in the boot of a car, it was only 5am and we had been driving for miles I think I might just have to do some karate on these people when they let me out for a toilet break.

We had been driving slowly like an old lady was on a scooter and despite the fact I'm kidnapped I can't help but wonder if I did get kidnapped by an old lady or maybe an old ladies apprentice, i dont fucking know.

To be honest I dont even know how I got myself into this, I was walking to my room in the Mikaelson house and then a black piece of cloth appeared infront of my eyes and then I was knocked out.

I dont even know how long this person has been driving for whether it was eight hours or eight minutes depending on the speed this fool was doing.

Then the car stopped, the car door slammed shut and then the boot opened "get the fuck up" so it was a guy, "you drive like my dead grandmother" I snicker as he grabs my wrist pulling me up and pulling the cloth off of my head.

"sit the fuck down" he tossed me onto a chair, the room was dark or well the warehouse was dark. My voice echoed through the steel warehouse and I laughed "who even are you to pick me up right when I was about to head to bed" I roll my eyes as he tosses food on my lap cutting the zipties around my hands.

"eat" he points to the food, "come on it doesnt even look appetising dude, you sit me in a car for what a couple of hours and dont expect me to be fucking starving I want fries and a burger" I protest and the guy pulls a gun out "I'm not scared of that give me a burger and fries and I'll tell you anything" I say confidently and he rolls his eyes walking off.

He comes back twenty minutes later "you know you didnt tie my hands up" I laugh "yet you didnt escape" the guy says smugly handing me the burger and fries "and a milkshake thank you" I smile sweetly to the guy.

"who are the originals?" of course I knew what he wanted me for but to kidnap me, he could have just asked anybody. "you kidnap me when you know you could just ask anybody in new orleans" I shrug with a mouthful of fries and he points his gun at me.

"they're vampires, the original vampires." I say "and" he says insinuating for me to carry on "i can go from sibling ok so, finn he used to be a witch but when he turned vampire it cancelled out the witch part. Elijah he's just a vampire and a good looking one he's smart and nobel" I pause to take a sip out of my milkshake.

"Klaus is my favourite though, he's a hybrid originally a werewolf but the vampire thing mixed with it so he's freakishly strong and intelligent, Rebekah is just a gorgeous vampire, sassy but determine has a lot of willpower" I pause thinking if I missed anyone "Kol" I whisper and the guy stares at me with the gun still pointing at me.

"Kol's just a vampire honestly but when placed in a witch body he can adapt quite easily" I chuckle "any one else?" the guy continues to point the gun at me and I shake my head "the parents girl I'm talking about the parents" he yells at me hitting my head with the butt of the gun.

I laugh, the pain didnt phase me one bit"Oh right, well Esther made the mistake of making her whole family vampires including her husband that she was unfaithful to by the way. She's an original witch, but, now she's seen her mistake of immortality shes trying to kill her kids hence the whole dead parents" I chuckle finishing my burger.

"Mikael, the vampire thats a vampire hunter really nothing more to it, oh he hates klaus I guess and he never really dies" dusting my hands off I drink the rest of my milk shake before throwing my cup down.

It took a couple of minutes before words were spoken again that was before a loud noise came from behind the guy "something dropped" I say alarmed looking behind the guy who had still not tied my hands up.

"Quite frankly I'm impressed that in the hour that I've known you, I've managed to say more words than you and I was able to con you into getting me food and you still having shot me. Scared of a little blood?" I ask and he looks at me.

"I'm not stupid" he rolls his eyes walking around to check out where the noise came from "clearly you are and I'm not, in the hour that i've been talking I've noticed you looked at my neck about twenty times and when you say your going to shoot your eyes change, sooo vampire" I point at him and he races over to me pointing the gun at my head.

"Tell anyone and I'll kill you without second guessing" he whispers in my ear letting go "I wouldn't do that" a voice says from behind us, the guy turns around quicker than I do.

It was about time he made it, honestly I expected him to come in another hour "who are you?" the guy yelled shooting the gun upwards towards the roof "you remember my favourite original" I hum looking at the dark shadow as his eyes peered out.

"I'm assuming it's him, just assuming you know it could be elijah" I shrug sitting down at the chair once more before the guy grabs me, Klaus snatches my wrist out of his hand pushing me out of the way before reaching into the vampire's chest.

"no, please I just wanted to know who you were" the guy started to cry "get a grip" I dust off my ass and my thighs "you know who I am, otherwise you wouldnt have kidnapped her" Klaus says before ripping his heart out.

"fuck you" I say poking the fingers at the now dead guy falling to the ground, as his body hit the ground a loud thud echoed through the warehouse. I walk over to the dessicated corpse and kick his head "thats for my head, puta madre" I spit on him.

"y/n thats disgusting" Klaus says "says the one who just ripped out someones heart through their chest cavity, shut up" I walk over to him hugging him "get blood in my hair and I'll rip your heart out" I whisper and he laughs at me.

We part and Klaus grabs my face with his bloody hands examining the cut in my head "here" he says biting into his wrist placing it infront of me "no" I turn away and he sighs "its healed already" he says practically whining.

I hear him bite into his wrist again before forcing it in my mouth, I spit it out immediately before checking my forehead to notice that the cut has disappeared. "guardian vampire to the rescue I guess" I roll my eyes.

We get in the car and he looks over to me smiling "what" I say "im your guardian vampire luv?" he asks "yes because you follow me and save me all the time, everyday" I say and he chuckles "I guess its fitting".