Omake: Kaiser's Cavalry

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HITMAN 1 | MONARCH
"Alright, everyone! Form up on Trigger, nice and tight!"

Many aircraft fly forward, forming a dagger formation around an F-22A Raptor with the Three Strikes mark on its tail, the number 015 hidden beneath the lines. Daredevil can be heard in the background. 

HITMAN 1 | MONARCH
"All callsigns, check in."

ASSASSIN 4 | FROST DRUID
<<< Frost Druid. You fired up? Come shoot me down! >>>

ASSASSIN 3 | LEON
<<< Assassin 3, MLAA's ready. >>>

ASSASSIN 2 | KOUGOU
<<< Assassin 2, let's go. Banzai! >>>

ASSASSIN 1 | KAISER
<<< Do you wanna live forever? Let's give the rebels what they paid for! >>>

AWACS | GALAXY
<<< This is AWACS Galaxy, I got you all on scope! >>>

AWACS | ALEX
<<< Alex, flying high! >>>

AWACS | SPOOKY
<<< [Unrequited Meows] >>>

HITMAN 4 | OUR LAWYER
<<< [Incoherent Screeches] >>>

HITMAN 3 | COMIC
<<< Comic. Ow, my fucking ears... >>>

HITMAN 2 | DIPLOMAT
<<< Diplomat here. Mick, just mute Lawyer. >>>

HITMAN 3 | COMIC
<<< How about you eat my ass, Dip? >>>

HITMAN 2 | Diplomat
<<< Okay. >>>

HITMAN 1 WSO | PRESIDEN
<<< [AHEM] Monarch and Prez, on station! >>>

CRIMSON 1
<<< Crimson 1. Time to bury them. >>>

STRIGON 2 | TEMPEL
<<< Tempel, forming up. Let's give 'em hell! >>>

STRIGON 1 | EMBER
<<< Strigon 1. Let's have some fun, Star. >>>

GARUDA 1 | TALISMAN
<<< Talisman, by your side, Ember. >>>

RAZGRIZ 4 | ARCHER
<<< This is Archer. I'm ready, Captain! >>>

RAZGRIZ 3 | SWORDSMAN
<<< Swordsman. Let's waste them. >>>

RAZGRIZ 2 | EDGE
<<< Edge at your 4, Blaze. >>>

RAZGRIZ 1 | BLAZE
<<< Razgriz Squadron, engage! >>>

THREE STRIKES | TRIGGER
<<< No holding back. Let's go! >>>

Daredevil's drop starts playing.

POOPOO 2
<<< This is POOPOO 2, on standby. >>>

RAM RANCH 1-8
<<< This is Ram Ranch 1-8 on stand-by! >>>

SHITCUNT 1 WSO
<<< Shitcunt 1 on stand-by! >>>

SHITCUNT 1
<<< Man, I just wanna do a barrel roll. >>>

EGGY BREATH 2
<<< Eggy Breath 2, forming up on your six, high and ready for coordinates! Over. >>>

SHITNOZZLE 7
<<< Foxtrot Actual, this is Shitnozzle 7. We are inbound and ready for orders >>>

WEED-SNIFFER 11
<<< Weed-Sniffer 11, on stand-by. >>>

PEEHOLE 4-6
<<< Peehole 4-6, awaiting coordinates. >>>

CHEEKBUSTER 2-5
<<< Cheekbuster 2-5, on station and at your service. >>>

TAINTICKLER 2-1
<<< Taintickler 2-1, reporting in. Awaiting link-up >>>

JUJU ON THE BEAT 2 | NUT SHOT
<<< Juju On The Beat 2, ready to engage, over! >>>

JUJU ON THE BEAT 1 | FEET PIX
<<< Feet Pix, standing by. >>>

BEEF SUPREME 30
<<< Beef Supreme 30, coming in low and fast. >>>

PEEPEE ACTUAL
<<< Peepee Actual, reporting in. >>>

WEE-WEE 1
<<< Wee-Wee 1, standing by. >>>

Yoko Martha Inoue
<<< Oof >>>

Inoue fucking dies.

BUM-BUM 69
<<< Bum-Bum 69, coming in hot! >>>

MONKE 2 | PINKY-POO
<<< Pinky-Poo, standing by. >>>

PISS JUG 97
<<< Piss Jug 97, weapons hot! >>>

MONKE 3 | PETER PUNCHER
<<< Peter Puncher, on standby! >>>

MONKE 4
<<< This is Monke 4, ready to ooga some boogas. >>>

A Spanish guitar can be heard in the middle distance.

GALM 2 | PIXY
<<< We'll start over from "zero" with this V2... >>>

GALM 1 | CIPHER
<<< ...and entrust the future to the next generation. >>>

WARNING SYSTEM
<<< Nuclear launch, detected. >>>

HITMAN 1 | MONARCH
"...fuck."

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I thought of this while writing Chapter 47. 

Strigon 2 | Tempel is a character from C____A____T's "The Undying Ace." It's fun you should go read it.

Enjoy, or I will send my most expert assassin down your way:

Also, here's where I got the idea for this chapter (alongside the video actually titled "Kaiser's Cavalry"):

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