@Blazzium: I dare everyone to be teleported into... Ian's happy place and get nightmares of evil cake.
Portal~ Whale this will be fun!
Vortex~ No it won't!
Ian~ YAY!
-time skip after everyone's teleported in, they wander around, then teleport out-
Adam~ WOAH IAN. YOU HAVE A MESSED UP IMAGINATION!
Ian~ *offended* HEY!
Portal~ IS FOR HORSES! XD
Vortex~ *shivering in a corner, trying to calm herself by listening to celtic music composed by Adrian Von Ziegler*
Jerome~ Those nightmares reached her easily...