@WildcraftFTW: I dare Portal to make a love potion that makes Vortex like Mitch. Then have Seto fight Mitch to the death for Vortex. The person who dies is revived and turns into whatever MLP character Portal wants.
Vortex~ I will not go through with this! *crosses arms* I'm not some damsel in distress for some prince to rescue!
Portal~ Too late! I wanna see how Seto reacts to this! XD *quickly forces Vortex to drink love potion*
Vortex~ *starts gagging, then falls to the floor, unconscious*
Portal~ Time to grab the Mitch!
Mitch~ *appears* ...wut?
Vortex~ *wakes up and stands, glancing over at Mitch* *starts blushing* O-oh, h-hi, Mitch...
Mitch~ What the f*ck is going on...?
Vortex~ I-I have something I want to tell you... *kisses Mitch's cheek*
Mitch~ *eyes go wide* Okay, did that mix of food just poison us all or something...?
Seto~ *walks in* Hey, guys, I- *notices Vortex kissing Mitch's cheek* *clenches his fist*
Portal~ Ohhhhh sh*t's gonna go down!
Seto~ What's going on?
Vortex~ *hugs Mitch*
Mitch~ Look, Seto, I have absolutely no idea on what's going on! I promise!
Seto~ You- you betrayer! *kills Mitch with a spell*
Vortex~ *falls to the floor, unconscious again*
Mitch~ *respawns as Twilight Sparkle* What the f*ck?
Seto~ Portal, what's going on?
Portal~ I thought this would go on longer! Awwwww man! *shows Seto and Mitch the dare*
Seto~ F*ck.... Sorry, Mitch.
Mitch~ It's alright. I respawned, and that's okay! Plus, your girlfriend is still your girlfriend, right?
Seto~ *walks over to Vortex and picks her limo body up, bridal style* Yeah, she is. *kisses her forehead*
