Me~ And of course, my real life friend has more outrageous dares for us.
Cookie~ Yup!
@cookie29212: If you love Portal (not the game) so much, then I dare Jerome, Adam, and Seto to fight to the death for her. Whomever wins gets a kiss from portal_geek.
Me~ We'll do this dare last, for a good episode. What's your other one?
Cookie~ This one involves Ian.
Ian~ Do I get cake?
Cookie~ Yup!
Ian~ :D
@cookie29212: I dare Ian to dress like a baby (diaper, bonnet, etc.) and be spoon fed cake cake by Adam. I know you will enjoy this dare, Ian, because you will get cake.
Ian~ Minus the baby part, I think this is my favorite dare!
Me~ I figured. *rolls eyes* Now get your clothes on!
Ian~ I have clothes on already.
Cookie~ *shows him baby clothes in the closet of magicalness*
Ian~ Oh yeah. That. *goes to the closet and changes*
Adam~ And I get to feed him.
Cookie~ SPOON feed, Adam. There's a difference.
Adam~ Of course. *rolls eyes*
Me~ You making fun of my friend's reasonableness?! I will kill you for that.
Adam~ No, no, no! That's not needed! Leave me alone!
Me~ Okay, get the cake!
Ian~ *comes out wearing baby clothes* Hai. *sits on the floor*
Adam~ *grabs a cake and spoon* You ready?
Ian~ Yup! *derp face*
Me~ *takes a handful of cake from the plate*
Ian~ *glares at me* Thats my cake!
Me~ *eats the handful* What you gonna do? It's life.
Ian~ True.
Adam~ *shoves a spoonful of cake into Ian's mouth*
Me~ A spoonful of medicine helps the medicine go down! {meant to say "spoonful of sugar". make sense now?}
Cookie~ Mary Poppins reference!
Ian~ *swallows* This is the best thing to ever happen to me!
Adam~ This is so weird.
Jerome~ And you think you singing Miley Cyrus isn't?
Adam~ I'm a good singer! I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!
Me~ *covers ears* TURN IT OFF! LEAVE ME BE!!!!!!!!
Cookie~ *sticks a potato in Adam's mouth to make him stop singing* I think you guys should get to the death part, don't you think?
Seto~ Yay!
Me~ Seto? Since when did you like violence?
Seto~ *shrugs*
Me~ Well, that was weird.
Cookie~ Portal, you get to choose how they fight.
Me~ Yay! How 'bout some BOTTLE SLAM?
Seto, Jerome, and Adam~ NNOOO!!!
Me~ You gotta do it anyway!
My three lovers~ Okay, fine. *gets bottles, and start the game*
Me~ *grabs some Reese's and eats them*
*bottles fly everywhere because they are bad at throwing*
{who won in your minds? I just don't know. Leave more dares, and I'll see you soon, Test Subjects!
~portal_geek}
