Cookie's Insane Dares

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Me~ And of course, my real life friend has more outrageous dares for us.

Cookie~ Yup!

@cookie29212: If you love Portal (not the game) so much, then I dare Jerome, Adam, and Seto to fight to the death for her. Whomever wins gets a kiss from portal_geek.

Me~ We'll do this dare last, for a good episode. What's your other one?

Cookie~ This one involves Ian.

Ian~ Do I get cake?

Cookie~ Yup!

Ian~ :D

@cookie29212: I dare Ian to dress like a baby (diaper, bonnet, etc.) and be spoon fed cake cake by Adam. I know you will enjoy this dare, Ian, because you will get cake.

Ian~ Minus the baby part, I think this is my favorite dare!

Me~ I figured. *rolls eyes* Now get your clothes on!

Ian~ I have clothes on already.

Cookie~ *shows him baby clothes in the closet of magicalness*

Ian~ Oh yeah. That. *goes to the closet and changes*

Adam~ And I get to feed him.

Cookie~ SPOON feed, Adam. There's a difference.

Adam~ Of course. *rolls eyes*

Me~ You making fun of my friend's reasonableness?! I will kill you for that.

Adam~ No, no, no! That's not needed! Leave me alone!

Me~ Okay, get the cake!

Ian~ *comes out wearing baby clothes* Hai. *sits on the floor*

Adam~ *grabs a cake and spoon* You ready?

Ian~ Yup! *derp face*

Me~ *takes a handful of cake from the plate*

Ian~ *glares at me* Thats my cake!

Me~ *eats the handful* What you gonna do? It's life.

Ian~ True.

Adam~ *shoves a spoonful of cake into Ian's mouth*

Me~ A spoonful of medicine helps the medicine go down! {meant to say "spoonful of sugar". make sense now?}

Cookie~ Mary Poppins reference!

Ian~ *swallows* This is the best thing to ever happen to me!

Adam~ This is so weird.

Jerome~ And you think you singing Miley Cyrus isn't?

Adam~ I'm a good singer! I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!

Me~ *covers ears* TURN IT OFF! LEAVE ME BE!!!!!!!!

Cookie~ *sticks a potato in Adam's mouth to make him stop singing* I think you guys should get to the death part, don't you think?

Seto~ Yay!

Me~ Seto? Since when did you like violence?

Seto~ *shrugs*

Me~ Well, that was weird.

Cookie~ Portal, you get to choose how they fight.

Me~ Yay! How 'bout some BOTTLE SLAM?

Seto, Jerome, and Adam~ NNOOO!!!

Me~ You gotta do it anyway!

My three lovers~ Okay, fine. *gets bottles, and start the game*

Me~ *grabs some Reese's and eats them*

*bottles fly everywhere because they are bad at throwing*

{who won in your minds? I just don't know. Leave more dares, and I'll see you soon, Test Subjects!

~portal_geek}

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