@Murderer-Love: I dare Mitch to...TRY MY CUPCAKES! If you don't know Pinkamena, I suggest you google it.
Mitch~ Meh. Life couldn't get worse, could it? *grabs a cupcake*
Portal~ Mitch, I know I pressure you into eating things, but this time, DONT eat that cupcake.
Mitch~ What do you know about my life?!
Portal~ If you'd trust me, you'd know I'm trying to protect you!
Mitch~ F*ck off! *eats bite of cupcake* That's pretty good. What was it she mentioned about Pinka-whatever-it-is?
Portal~ Pinkamena is an MLP character that cooks cupcakes out of ponies. I'm sure she wouldn't mind baking with a human either, considering you ate one of her knock-out cupcakes!
Mitch~ *is about to respond, but passes out*
Vortex~ Is he...?
Jerome~ Mitch...? *pokes Mitch's shoulder*
Mitch~ *no response*
Portal~ Goddamnit! I was told to keep everyone alive and out of danger, and what happens? ONE OF THE COMMENTERS F*CKING TRIES TO MAKE ONE OF THE GUYS INTO A CUPCAKE.
Vortex~ Portal, I've never seen you so stressed out before.
Portal~ *facepalm* Well duh!
Seto~ *kneels down next to Mitch* I could wake him up easily. He'll have nausea for a while though.
Everyone~ Do it then!
Seto~ Alright, alright! *runs off to his potion making lab and come aback a minute later with a pink-colored potion*
Jerome~ He's still breathing, so that's good.
Portal~ Well the cupcake wasn't meant to kill him, though, but eh.
Seto~ *throws potion on the ground right next to Mitch (it's a splash potion)*
Mitch~ *wakes up and holds onto his head* Gahhhh, I feel sick....
Portal~ Next time, when I tell you not to eat something, DONT EAT IT!
Mitch~ Fine, fine!
