@gracegloom101: I dare Ian to feed himself the cake then jump off a building.
Ian~ *DERP!* OKAYAYAYAYYAYAY! *eats cake and jumps off building, completely unharmed* I AM SUPERMAN!
Quentin~ WE ARE ALL AFRAID OF YOU, IAN. YOURE LIKE MINECRAFTER CARL.
Portal~ NO SHUT UP! CARL SHOULD REST IN PEACE.
