@SkaterSky: The unicorns are insane! Anyways, I dare Ian to make a cake out of Smile Dip, and everyone has to eat it without spitting it out. Also, Portal, you keep eating Smile Dip forever.
Charlie the unicorn- Again with the Smile Dip. *facehoof*
SkaterSky- It's the other two unicorns' fault! They want them to go insane....I mean..... BYE!!! •-•
Ian~ Why are there so many dares that have to do with Smile Dip? *starts making the cake*
Me~ I don't know, but I'm loving it! {totally not McDonald's reference XD}
*hours after making the cake*
Ian~ Alright, here goes nothing. *takes a bite and nearly throws up* *swallows* Gosh, that was disgusting.
Me~ Says the guy who makes cakes out of real people's organs!
Ian~ If only I wasn't on a contract to not be able to kill you.
Me~ *derp face and sticks out tongue at Ian*
Ian~ Oh, it's on. *gets into my cage (which is very large) and tries to kill me*
Me~ You ain't getting me! *tries to climb up the bars of the cage, but fails* Oh, darn it.
Ian~ NEW CAKE INGREDIENT!
Jerome~ *blow dart to Ian's neck*
Ian~ *falls to the floor and goes to sleep*
Me~ The first time ever in my life when needles are useful. Thanks.
Jerome~ Anytime.
*everyone else takes a bite of the Smile Dip cake, nearly throws up, but still eat it*
Me~ What are we gonna do about this monster? *points at Ian (who's still sleeping)*
Adam~ Keep him in there.
Me~ He's gonna try to kill me again.
Ryan~ Just sit on him.
Me~ Uh....