Smile Dip Cake!

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@SkaterSky: The unicorns are insane! Anyways, I dare Ian to make a cake out of Smile Dip, and everyone has to eat it without spitting it out. Also, Portal, you keep eating Smile Dip forever.

Charlie the unicorn- Again with the Smile Dip. *facehoof*

SkaterSky- It's the other two unicorns' fault! They want them to go insane....I mean..... BYE!!! •-•

Ian~ Why are there so many dares that have to do with Smile Dip? *starts making the cake*

Me~ I don't know, but I'm loving it! {totally not McDonald's reference XD}

*hours after making the cake*

Ian~ Alright, here goes nothing. *takes a bite and nearly throws up* *swallows* Gosh, that was disgusting.

Me~ Says the guy who makes cakes out of real people's organs!

Ian~ If only I wasn't on a contract to not be able to kill you.

Me~ *derp face and sticks out tongue at Ian*

Ian~ Oh, it's on. *gets into my cage (which is very large) and tries to kill me*

Me~ You ain't getting me! *tries to climb up the bars of the cage, but fails* Oh, darn it.

Ian~ NEW CAKE INGREDIENT!

Jerome~ *blow dart to Ian's neck*

Ian~ *falls to the floor and goes to sleep*

Me~ The first time ever in my life when needles are useful. Thanks.

Jerome~ Anytime.

*everyone else takes a bite of the Smile Dip cake, nearly throws up, but still eat it*

Me~ What are we gonna do about this monster? *points at Ian (who's still sleeping)*

Adam~ Keep him in there.

Me~ He's gonna try to kill me again.

Ryan~ Just sit on him.

Me~ Uh....

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