@YinYangKitty: Make skylox kittens NOW!!!
Adam~ Uh.....
Ty~ We're both guys.
Me~ Just do it! You don't want to get punished, do you? I'll take care of them afterwards.....
Adam~ Ty, let's just get this over with.
*after many hours*
Adam~ One. Wow.
Ty~ That was awkward.
Me~ *holding the kitten by the scruff (with my mouth)* If I ate this thing, would it count as cannibalism?
Adam~ I think so.
*after me eating the kitten*
Me~ Not the best I've had, but still satisfying!
Adam~ I'm surprised you ate it.
Me~ Does that mean I'm a cannibal?
Adam~ Maybe......
Me~ I feel a sudden hunger for eating Adam. *stares at Adam hungrily*
Adam~ *screams and hides behind Ty*
